Happy canada day!!!!!!! (funny)

[gealach]

Bonne fete du Canada!!!!!!!!!!!

(or for our American friends... happy July 4th eve eve eve)


It snowed in Newfoundland last week, I thought this ode might be appropriate:
It's almost winter in Canada, when the gentle winds will blow,
at 70 kilometers an hour, and 35 below.
Oh how I love Canada, when the snow's up to my a(cough)... butt
when I take a deep breath of winter, and my nostrils get frozen shut.
Yes the weather here is wonderful, so I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Canada anyway... I'm still frozen to the ground.


Canadian philosophy:
If a Canadian trips over their own feet and falls in a forest
and no one's around
do they still apologize?

 

[Neverthesame]

No doot aboot it. :tup:

 

[Swift]

That made me actually grin! Thanks for sharing!
(There are similar odes to Australia, but they're probably a bit rude for this forum :) )

 

[somerandomguy]

We don't have anything like that about Merica because we're the most important country in the world and you don't get to that position by laughing at yourself, Comrade.

Seriously though, Happy Canada Day to all of you Northern types. I'd also love to read rude things about Australia, or anywhere else!

 

[scout86]

Yes, Happy Canada Day to all of our neighbors to the north! The poem was great! (The poem would actually be appropriate here in the part of the US affectionately referred to as "the frozen tundra" too. LOL)

 

[cherileisman]

Enjoy the day my fellow Canucks! It will be a wet Canada Day here, but not expecting snow this year lol

 

[Still Standing]

Loved your ditty! Enjoy that snow for me! I am a snowbaby at heart, too. :tup:

 

[shatter eyes]

Happy Canada Day.
Bless the lands and keepers.
Bless this Turtle Island (really we are known as turtle island).

Clean drinkable water to all citizens. Health to diversity and cultures.

I think this year Canada got a really expensive birthday gift.... the Kindr Morgn pipeline @ $4.5 Billion dollars.