News I Want To Vote For Mickey Mouse In The Us/satire And Humor Responses Only

[void]

@gizmo
I apologize.:oops::oops::unsure::unsure:
I'm actually apolitical and was not intending to advocate for a particular candidate......i was attempting humor.:oops:
Mod. can remove my post if she/he wishes.
Be well.

 

[Deleted member 12723]

@void i thought that your post was so satirical and a funny as all hell, so no worries on any account. You are a very funny person, I was trying to attempt to keep it funny and not get political. Everything is okay. I hope that you keep writing, because you are very funny.

 

[Anarchy]

Ain't a citizen.

Go to Chicago, vote early and vote often
not being a citizen is no barrier to voting there
not being alive doesn't seem to be a barrier to voting either

The more votes for Micky Mouse the better
especially if Vermin Supreme is running!

 

[Ronin]

not being alive doesn't seem to be a barrier to voting either

:hilarious::tup:

I could do that one sooner than whole the citizenship act, I'm thinking. I'm tryna keep my priorities orderly, though.

 

[Deleted member 12723]

@Anarchy this is a politically incorrect thread for humor purposes only. Off topic, real life politics are not allowed on this thread.EDIT to why do you not read the original thread and learn what I am talking about.

 

[Deleted member 12723]

Mickey Mouse is a friend to all, Loves kids. Has his own cartoons. I think if the everyone would vote for Mickey Mouse that would be so great for a new and improved government.

He even has a smoking section at his parks. I think I wonder if Roger Rabbit would be a VP? I can just imagine the cartoon characters that could be given positions in his cabinet.;)

 

[joeylittle]

@gizmo - I think @Anarchy is just a little too good at satire ;) - it's a common difference between British and American humor. But I'm hoping, @Anarchy, you can stay with the silliness of tone in this thread, if you'd like to keep posting to it. :)

(Edit to add - I grew up around Chicago...many of us, including me, would find @Anarchy's assessment spot on and funny)

Me, I'd like to cast my vote for Beyoncé, purely on the basis of her opening performance at this years BETs. It was fierce, and she is awesome. I'd like her back-up dancers as the cabinet. :coffee:

 

[Ronin]

I don't think we need to cast anyone more by this point, @joeylittle.

Invoking the kind of badass Beyoncé is just brings a winner to every contest. :hilarious::headphone:

 

[Deleted member 12723]

@joeylittle I think that your choice is brilliant and the cabinet as well:cool:

 

[Deleted member 12723]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm now I am rethinking my canditates. Several have come to mind but not what I am looking for. I do have a penchant for Calvin and Hobbes.

 

[Deleted member 12723]

@void I would like to take the time to apologize to you publickly because honestly yours was the best one. I know that we have already worked it out privately but i wanted to set the record straight.

I think that you get the prize for the funniest post.:)

 

[void]

@gizmo

:notworthy::notworthy::x3::x3:you are too kind:happy: