News I Want To Vote For Mickey Mouse In The Us/satire And Humor Responses Only

[Anarchy]

Oh, forgot to say he was

errrr "conceived of" in Hawaii ;):sneaky::unsure::shifty::cautious:

Really,

he was

 

[Deleted member 12723]

That is good enough for me. :cool::cool::cool::cool:

 

[sun seeker]

Clothing can't turn invisible, that is totally ridiculous.

Hey, what about invisibility cloaks?

 

[Friday]

Speaking of voting the dead... I think Douglas Adams is a contender ;)

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
"What?"
"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"
"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."
Ford shrugged again.
"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happenned to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."
"But that's terrible," said Arthur.
"Listen, bud," said Ford, "if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say 'That's terrible' I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.”

― Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

 

[joeylittle]

Douglas Adams was (in my opinion) not only a great writer, but a brilliant social critic as well. I would support him anywhere. So long as he kept writing stories :)

 

[Deleted member 12723]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

 

[Deleted member 12723]

Thank you so much Friday, I loved this satire and it is so true as well, I will have to look up this author, sounds like a fun research.:hug: Disclaimer, I did not vote for either one of them lizards....Sorry Anarchy.:eek:

 

[Anarchy]

ah,

Take me to your lizard

 

[Deleted member 12723]

@Anarchy:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[Deleted member 12723]

@Anarchy the last I heard of the where abouts of my lizard is that it is headed to Florida.

 

[cat-lady]

Does anyone here watch Brain Dead (sci-fi comedy about alien bugs that get into people's brains and make them into super liberal democrats or super conservative republicans who then fight with each other)? It his hilarious but caution: there is some gross out humor with heads exploding that could be triggering to some. Anyway, who would you vote for if you had to vote for someone on that show? I'm thinking the cat who shows up a few episodes in - but then I'm biased :D

 

[cat-lady]

or if I had to go with someone human maybe the dude who duct tapes solo cups over his ears so that they don't get into his brain since that's a smart move!