If I Could I Would..

[Ronin]

Hire someone to deal with all the paperwork bullshit in my life so I can focus on the bullshit they're so pansies terrified about that f*cking energizes me instead of drive me bonkers.

 

[EveHarrington]

Teleport myself elsewhere.

 

[Anrish]

Ignore all idiots.

 

[Teasel]

Dance on point shoes

 

[user44376]

Surgically remove the part that makes us feel lonely. I'm so tired of it.

 

[Anrish]

Go to work more regularly. ...I'll try not to call in sick anymore until my spa holiday. Today is an exception.

 

[expectingbetter]

Make my country a better place for people who don't know how to do things illegally

 

[Anrish]

I would just sit here and write.

 

[Teasel]

Not be frightened any more

 

[Anrish]

Visit all my friends from this forum.

 

[expectingbetter]

Get a flat for me and my mom.

 

[Anrish]

Flirt.