dear f***heads. I get it. It's a stressful time of year. You are running late because... of whatever f***ing reason you are running late. Fine. Do not take it out on the employees at your local store. You are not better than any of them (including me). You are not more important then them or anyone else. Deal with your issues appropriately. you have a brain and you are an adult. this is not the first time you've gone shopping tthsi time of year. there will be long god dang lines. there will be problems. plan your day f*cking better and you won't be in such a rush. Or accpet you might be late.
Dont treat the cashier like shit. Don't assume that person is stupid or less educated or whatever else you are ASSuming. probably they are doing the best they can. Even if it doesn't seem like it. they may well be exhausted because of all the extra hourss they are working so you can buy the shit that you forgot you needed, even though this day isn't a surprise. Or they may be precouppied by the fact that they've had their ass chewed already and been treated in a shity, condescending way by the last few customers and so their head isn't completely in the game. Give them a f*cking break, they are human beings.
Also, if you are drunk just stya the f*ck home. Or don't be an ass. if you can' work the credit card machine because you've had too much booze, at the very least don't be an ass to the cashier about itt. You are the f*ckhead who drank too much.
Also... dear customers who sit at the checkstand and fuss with yoru money and bags and lord knows what else. please, please, please move away. I undersand you are old and confused, or fussy, or OCD, or whatever. I know you want everything right or are confused or whatever. But while you fuss, all these people in line stand there waiting and getting more stressed. And see above, a fair number of them, sadly, are likely to be assholes about it. Also, if you move away, don't stand in the middle of the walkway. I don't get it. How do you not realize that there are all these people trying to move. They have homes to go to or jobs to do or maybe they are headed towards to the bathroom. And there you stand, oblivous to the whole f*cking thing. Hello, you are not the only person to the planet. If you took one more step, youd be out of people's way and you could still do whatever it is you are doing.
Dear dickhead store manager. How about you act like a f*cking manager. Your job is not to walk around spreading the stress and anxietty.. Your job is not to see whatever "fire" is front of you at the moment, and leap into dealing with that, without listening to tthe input of the people on the ground who actually know what's going on. Your job is to manage. That means, you help people succeed. That means you take in the whole picture. And here's a clue asswipe. When you hear me calling and calling for a specific manager., then calling for any manager, show the f*ck up. Don't wait until I call you by name. And I would have called you much sooner if you'd bother to learn how to do more of the customer service work but no, you are too stupid or lazy or think you are too f*cking important to be bothered. You know you are doing a shitty ass job when you start telling me what to do and customer speak up and tell you that I'm actually helping quite a few customers at the moment so stick up your stupid, inflated ass.