Insert Swearish Rant Here

[bellbird]

To the guy down the corridor who keeps sneezing like a f*cking freight train every 5 minutes: CAN U NOT.

You do not need to announce your sneeze with <WHRAAAAAAAAAH> right before the chu bit.

It is actually possible to sneeze without the whole floor being made aware of it.

 

[ladee]

Could the woman next door get her shit together and stop bothering me about her damned internet!!!

 

[bellbird]

Could the woman next door get her shit together and stop bothering me about her damned internet!!!

Proposing a parallel universe:
PissYou(off)Topia
where all the people who piss us off could hang.

I feel like AnnoyingInternet Botherer and LoudSneezer Man would make great company for one another there..
Perhaps they could go on a date at a bar that wouldn't have any beer and would close far too early on them ?

 

[TruthSeeker]

To all those narcissists and self centered assholes who hurt me: You can all f*ck yourselves all the way of Snow Covered F*ck Up Mountain and freeze to death.... you're body left to starving wolves to devour; dying with your own kind a generous kind gesture.

 

[Ronin]

I'd grab the NetBotherer, though.

I love not being the only one in the house with shit comms.

So someone else to be working it out, win. :D

 

[ladee]

Love the idea @bellbird, the good thing would be she would talk SneezingMan into a coma and at least he would stop sneezing. The problem is, she would still be talking and talking and talking. It would have to be a date on a deserted island with no way back to land!!

 

[ladee]

@Ronin, If I was to grab NetBotherer, I would have to grab her by the mouth!! And I'm already 10 seconds from confrontation with her. Breathe Ladee!!! Breathe!!

 

[ladee]

@Wilbur, I wish I had thought of those words!! Well done!!

 

[bellbird]

I'd grab the NetBotherer, though.

I love not being the only one in the house with shit comms.

So someone else to be working it out, win. :D

@Ronin with the silver linings!
Maybe your bar timing is a little off, but otherwise; simply delightful.

 

[Skywatcher]

f*ck you, cancer Gods! You would think “sweet revenge” when your work nemesis announces he has a curable form, even though Wikipedia gives him a 15 percent survival rate. So he’ll die a f*cking martyr or be a beloved savior of his own narcissistic world. No No No No! This is so unbelievably f*cked up and I fully know I’m being the asshole here, hence this chosen thread. And then our friend. You send your blessing of cancer upon him yesterday and he’s granted hospice today. What the actual f*ck?

 

[Ronin]

Since I be on timelogging, but also pissed off as hell.

Motherf*cker, since when do you reckon threatening to kidnap anyone, all smiles and laughter, is gonna make them wish to talk to you???

Since we at it, still got to work on your shades act.
Now also your orientation sense, and the way you camo your lines.

Now excuse me, cos it’s f*cking Now that we’re dead hour. I still didn’t hear the whole album, and owe someone dear a review.

 

[ladee]

I'm so f*cking done exploiting myself!!!