Insert Swearish Rant Here

[Chris-duck]

It has been f*cking years of nitcombing my own hair and 4-5 kids biweekly. Plz. Plz. For the sake of my own f*cking sanity. Nitcomb your own damn head. I'd do it myself but since you're mid 30s that may be considered assault.

 

[user27357]

OKAY, we get to take our masks off- are you really going to be more comfortable now that you can spread the stuff? Get vaccinated! Or wear a mask!
Honor system? C'mon, havent we seen that there is no honor left? Watch as this country that is 50-60% vacinated becomes 100% maskless and then 40-50% infected.
You want to let me choose an item of clothing that I wear to protect others to be rid of? It's up to me? PANTS. Uncomfortable but worn to protect others from seeing my big old white boy ass! But everyone wants to drop the mask. Uncomfortable but worn to protect those of us with viewpoints that put them in danger. I say keep the mask and drop the pants, Ever the pragmatist aint I?

 

[Chris-duck]

It has been f*cking years of nitcombing my own hair and 4-5 kids biweekly. Plz. Plz. For the sake of my own f*cking sanity. Nitcomb your own damn head. I'd do it myself but since you're mid 30s that may be considered assault.

Plz plz plz. This. Three years in I'm about one month off shaving your head while you sleep. How the f*ck do you not notice/care? I'd let you claim chronic illness and all that bollocks, but surely.. One day in these three years youve had the energy to nitcomb your hair, like you make me do for 6 f*cking humans all the time.

 

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SHRIEK

 

[Chris-duck]

SHRIEK

On the plus side, I'm pretty sure nobody can nitcomb as quickly and effectively as I am now capable of. If there was competitions, I'd be way up there after having to do me and the kids after every time any of us see their mum for years on end.

 

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On the plus side, I'm pretty sure nobody can nitcomb as quickly and effectively as I am now capable of. If there was competitions, I'd be way up there after having to do me and the kids after every time any of us see their mum for years on end.

the struggle is real! my daughter has incredibly long hair. i remember youtube-ing how to braid it. and then there's the nit combing. [shudder.] she refused to cut it short.

 

[Chris-duck]

the struggle is real! my daughter has incredibly long hair. i remember youtube-ing how to braid it. and then there's the nit combing. [shudder.] she refused to cut it short.

Yeah nits happen. But their mum literally just has a matted knot on her head that moves from the amount of lice n denies any of them have head lice. I have nitcombed me and kids so many times n I am one more louse away from considering the assault charge worth it

ETA: I am kidding, I am that mad, but I have too much to lose, heh.

 

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their mum literally just has a matted knot on her head that moves from the amount of lice

oh my god. i just fully gagged.

 

[desiderata310]

I say keep the mask

When asked or hassled I simple shush them and say that some of us still have warrants.

 

[DharmaGirl]

I have to rant about this. The word is lose. You lose weight, you lose your wallet, you lose your soda. The lid on the soda is loose. Yes loose is also a word which is why spell check doesn't catch it, but you don't loose weight or anything else. You can let your dog loose, or cat or bird, but not your weight. I had to get that out. Everywhere I turn on the internet people are loosing stuff.

 

[Wilma]

F*CK all Karens (slang)

 

[Teasel]

f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck.
Bollocks.