Just Joking

Someone actually told this joke to the Dalai Lama. He didn't get it. Awkward moment all around. 😂
I once hears about a bunch of guys (pre internet) that got together in an airport in Australia. They were each travelling to different parts of the world. They made up a joke that was very unique and told one person the joke. They also put a small wager on how long it would take before someone told them the joke.

One of them got off his flight in LA and while he was waiting for his connecting flight.....found out the joke made it there before him.

A blonde goes to the doctor, she says "Doctor everywhere I touch it hurts. I touch my arm, my leg, my foot, my head and it hurts"

The doctor looks at her and says "you have a broken finger..."