Just Joking

[Roland]

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

Watch out for that guy in the middle, he’s a real dick

 

[Defaultxlove]

Someone said you sound like an owl

 

[shimmerz]

Someone said you sound like an owl

Who? lol

 

[shimmerz]

How laughter affects mental health

Stress relief from laughter? It's no joke

Laughter is powerful stress-relief medicine. Discover how to fire up your sense of humor.

www.mayoclinic.org

 

[shimmerz]

A bear walks into a bar and says " Give me a whiskey and a ...... cola"

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”

 

[shimmerz]

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

 

[Freddyt]

Did you hear about the new Restaurant called Karma?

You don't order, you get what you deserve...

 

[Freddyt]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything....

 

[shimmerz]

Why can't you explain things to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally.

 

[somerandomguy]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything....

Someone actually told this joke to the Dalai Lama. He didn't get it. Awkward moment all around.

 

[Freddyt]

Someone actually told this joke to the Dalai Lama. He didn't get it. Awkward moment all around.

I once hears about a bunch of guys (pre internet) that got together in an airport in Australia. They were each travelling to different parts of the world. They made up a joke that was very unique and told one person the joke. They also put a small wager on how long it would take before someone told them the joke.

One of them got off his flight in LA and while he was waiting for his connecting flight.....found out the joke made it there before him.


A blonde goes to the doctor, she says "Doctor everywhere I touch it hurts. I touch my arm, my leg, my foot, my head and it hurts"

The doctor looks at her and says "you have a broken finger..."

 

[LuckiLee]

Taco Cat backwards is Taco Cat.