Freddyt
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My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
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Freddyt
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My therapist refused to help me with my fear of backing up my car.
She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology.
I told my therapist I can’t get the Grease soundtrack out of my head.
He said, “Tell me more”
She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology.
I told my therapist I can’t get the Grease soundtrack out of my head.
He said, “Tell me more”
"Tell me more, can you back up your car?"
Freddyt
MyPTSD Pro
A guy went to his dr, and said, "I can't get Tom Jones' songs out of my head! Is there something wrong with me?" His dr says, "It's not unusual.."
2 guys are putting up letters on an Office door. The one shouts to the other, "NO-NO-NO! It's ONE word!" when he sees:
Dr. Brown
Psycho
the
rapist
2 guys are putting up letters on an Office door. The one shouts to the other, "NO-NO-NO! It's ONE word!" when he sees:
Dr. Brown
Psycho
the
rapist
Defaultxlove
MyPTSD Pro
Did you take a bath today?
Why, is one missing?
From my daughter
Why, is one missing?
From my daughter
Freddyt
MyPTSD Pro
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backward!
How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months.
How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months.
LuckiLee
MyPTSD Pro
What would bears be without bees? 🐻 🐝
LuckiLee
MyPTSD Pro
Ears👂 👂
Freddyt
MyPTSD Pro
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Defaultxlove
MyPTSD Pro
Idk if this has been shared yet
I'm no longer panicking at the disco, I am now dissociating at the grocery store.
I'm no longer panicking at the disco, I am now dissociating at the grocery store.
OliveJewel
MyPTSD Pro
A man walks into a psychologist’s office wearing Saran Wrap for clothes. The therapist takes one look at him and says, “I can clearly see youre nuts!”
