Defaultxlove
MyPTSD Pro
Shout out to all my fingers, I can count on all of them.
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Just Joking
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LuckiLee
MyPTSD Pro
I was going to tell a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it.
LuckiLee
MyPTSD Pro
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
LuckiLee
MyPTSD Pro
We better perk up or people will think we're nuts. 
RachelBigby
Confident
I made a list of ten funny puns. I sent it to my friend hoping they would make her smile.
No pun in ten did.
No pun in ten did.
Freddyt
Sponsor
My Neighbor always seems to hang up his laundry on sunny days, but never on rainy days. One day I decided to ask him how he always knew which days to hang his laundry.
"Well," he explained, "if I wake up and my wife is lying on her side, I know it's going to rain and I shouldn't hang my laundry. If I wake up and she's lying on her front, I know it's not going to rain and I should hang my laundry."
"That's a very interesting method," I replied, "but what if she's lying on her back?"
"Ah, those days," he said, "I have better things to do than laundry!"
"Well," he explained, "if I wake up and my wife is lying on her side, I know it's going to rain and I shouldn't hang my laundry. If I wake up and she's lying on her front, I know it's not going to rain and I should hang my laundry."
"That's a very interesting method," I replied, "but what if she's lying on her back?"
"Ah, those days," he said, "I have better things to do than laundry!"
Freddyt
Sponsor
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
RachelBigby
Confident
Here’s a fun we trauma survivors might enjoy…
My therapist said I don’t articulate my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
My therapist said I don’t articulate my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Friday
Moderator
Traditions are just peer pressure from dead people.
Freddyt
Sponsor
Ego and Super-ego walk into a bar. The bartender looks at hem and says "I'm going to need to see some ID"
enough
MyPTSD Pro
someone stole my prozac. I hope they are happy.
