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I have one I hope...maybe I will tell it ok wow I dont know where this just came from.
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there is a spaceship and it is orbiting earth, and there are two little aliens in it, and they have just come back from exploring earth and are trying to decide whether to settle here. so the one alien is talking to the other and asks so what did oyu think then...?
and the other little alien says;
Well the plant life was ok and the air was kind of breathable, and most of the life forms were highly intelligent, although I don't know about the ones with the ball shaped appendages that hang down, they seemed pretty stupid, those beings must have evolved for recreational use.
you know I think I told that wrong...and Im sorry again. But hell it was kind of funny once. And hell if I know why I remembered it , and now you know why I dont tell jokes any more.
Although I do have a good panda joke ... that a good friend of mine told me when I had my tonsills out years ago...I thought the older ladies in the ward might be shocked and offended, but they loved it and him... but I wont tell it here it is a good joke and I dont want to screw that up as well. Maybe if my son comes here for easter he will come on and tell it, I told him it before I got this bad, and he tells it well.
He loved the lizard joke by the way Mayhem...thankyou
