List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

[Nicolette]

 

[Nicolette]

 

[Sandra]

Redneck Bird Dogs.
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[Sandra]

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[Sandra]

I want this welcome mat. :laugh:
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[Sandra]

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

(Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!)

 

[Loloma]

Missing dog

 

[Sandra]

Hey now Loloma don't go posting my pic and my dog online like that. :roflmao:

 

[Loloma]

 

[Sandra]

Bette Midler said
"I haven't left my house in days.
I watch the news channels incessantly.
All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis.
Election, Erection, Election, Erection. Either way it's about getting screwed!"

 

[shadowchaser]

 

[shadowchaser]

"What do you mean I was out of control? I wasn't that drunk last night"

"Dude, you grabbed my parakeet threw it at my piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!""