Husband:Oh, come on.
Wife:Leave me alone!
Husband:It won't take long.
Wife:I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband:I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband:Because I'm hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband:If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband:You don't love me anymore.
Wife:Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please....go on. Wife: All right, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? You need a flashlight?
Wife:I can't find it in the dark. Husband:Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife:Is it up far enough?
Husband: Yeah! that's good.
Wife:Right! Now go to sleep.
And the next time you want the bloody window open, do it yourself