List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

[Srain]

I thought I was done..but nope.

 

[amethist]

The Arab and the Scotsman

An Arab Sheik was admitted to St Vincents Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises.

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out to all the states.

Finally a Scot was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & US dollars.

A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card & a jar of candies. The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a jar of candies".

To this the Arab replied: "Aye, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins".__

 

[janej32]

This conversation just took place between me and my sister while sitting side by side on our laptops;

Sister: Why the heck are you on the PTSD site?
Me: Why the heck are YOU searching apartments in Beverly Hills?
Sister: Because I f**kin hate it here and I don't want to be here anymore!
Me: Same reason I'm on this site!

(We both had a good laugh!)

 

[Iam]

 

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[CraftyCath]

Damn that 'Look Left' thing Amethist!!!:D I always fall for those kind of things!;)

 

[amethist]

:roflmao: They catch me out too Cath.

I think anyone who says they don't get caught are fibbing. :p

 

[KP the nut]

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.

NEW Wine for Seniors
I kid you not...


California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to thebathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as......



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I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!

 

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