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[Nicolette]

For KP

 

[Nicolette]

 

[KP the nut]

For KP

Oh dear, me thinks I have a reputation :hilarious:. Types KP after sharing bottles of wine with H. H cooked yummy chicken curry.

 

[Nicolette]

The Hotel Bill

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday by
staying overnight in an expensive hotel.

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $450.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a
nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $450.00 for just an
overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."

The clerk told her that $450.00 is the 'standard rate,' so she
insisted on speaking to the manager.

The manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, informed the
woman, "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference
centre which are available for use.."

"But I didn't use them," she said.

''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous . "We have the best
entertainers from the world over performing here," the manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the manager replied.

No matter what amenity the manager mentioned, she replied, "But I
didn't use it!" and the manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion with the manager unmoved, she decided
to pay, wrote a cheque, and gave it to him.

The manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam,
this cheque is for only $50.00."

"That's correct. I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised manager.

"Well, too bad. I was here, and you could have.."

Don't mess with Senior Citizens.

 

[Red Feather]

 

[Nicolette]

 

[Nicolette]

 

[Froggie]

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That is so totally my life's story with the Internet, my grand kids are so advanced on me that they scare the heck out of me when they're on my computor !:wideeyed:

 

[CraftyCath]

 

[CraftyCath]

 

[CraftyCath]

:hilarious: Gotta get me one of these!

 

[CraftyCath]

Not meant to offend, I have 3 dyslexics in the house.