My Cat Needs To Stop Humping My Leg (the Little Problems...)

[Sandstone]

More dog poo

 

[JEKBreatheandBelieve]

Having your neighbor's package dropped off on your doorstep which means you have to walk across the shared driveway in the cold to put it on their porch for the second time this week. I know it's a shared driveway, but really it's not hard to figure the numbers out. And I am in my pajamas still. I don't want to go walk it over to their house.

 

[Deleted member 28740]

Rats have no respect. And the landlord wants to raise the rent for having them here. His insurance is going up. Can I mail the rats I catch to him in lieu of rent?

 

[Ronin]

I have a little problem: No matter what I'm tasting as smokes, they just don't taste well, and it looks like I'm done smoking.

Damn, just when I want to celebrate going away pneumonia & moving through spine injuries to functionality, sense of taste does this shit.

 

[barefoot]

Progress report:

I have just moved the 11p that's been sitting on my desk for months. The 5p coin is now in my purse but I didn't want to be carrying loads of coppers round with me. So the pennies are now...in a pile on top of the bread bin in the kitchen...

 

[Panda Bear]

Creating a family of 5 means I have to buy laundry soap in the huge ass containers from Costco....I am now one step away from 300 rolls of toilet paper. :arghh;

My almost 11yr old has an attitude like you wouldn't believe! Lord, I can't handle one more snyde remark or just might loose my shit. Smile....smile....smile...dude, you're on thin ice!

Why is it that people can't put there stuff in the dumpster? No, no...we must lay the bag on the ground NEXT to the dumpster instead of lifting the lid.

 

[Sandstone]

It's unreasonable to have spots and grey hair

And lots more dog poo

 

[jaccat]

...and cat pee at my house!

 

[Ronin]

I had some unfamiliar birds squatting at my place, instead of my homey pigeon.

So add bird poo to that list.

 

[Deleted member 19804]

• I want to keep walking on the escalator but people are standing still on both sides
• I want to hug my dog but he rolled in something dirty and now he smells
• I love to exercise but my gym is 30 minutes away
• I have to do the dishes but I hate that with a passion
• I have loads of clothes but nothing to wear
• I've scraped off nearly all of my nailpolish and I can't find the nail polish remover stuff to get rid of the rest

 

[Justmehere]

Wearing boots. My sock slipped down.

 

[Deleted member 19804]

• Wanted to get off the bus. Passenger next to me didn't stand up, so I had to do some sort of acrobatic manoeuvre to get past her without tripping over her bags and feet. :confused: