My Stubby Cooler

[Jimmy1]

You insult me. SGT. Pffft. Call me Sir, I was a Sergeant Major. Give it back.

Glad you got it mate.

 

[Sarg]

Mine went in a hallowed place in my "sun window" with my beloved collections of German Beer mugs, stained glass and a hell of a view of my back yard.

Sarg

 

[JarHed]

Yugos aren't they made outa' wood???? I saw one once.................it made me sad. :cry:

 

[Need an Oasis]

As usual, I'm late to the party. Sorry!

Angle and Zip:

I `m starting to think mine has ended up in Colditz. Gonna have to sort out an escape plan.

Maybe yours was shot down over Germany, and has ended up there too Zip. I see what I can find out from my Resistance contacts.

I have zem both, zey are wiz me in the stronghold. What are zey worth to you, hm? Let us negotiate... :sneaky:

 

[Anglesachse]

I have zem both, zey are wiz me in the stronghold. What are zey worth to you, hm? Let us negotiate... :sneaky:

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

That is exactly what I get on a daily basis. You wouldn`t believe how many people come in the shop, "Ahh Zo you are British! Zat iz good, I can speak Inglish to you"

No You f*cking can`t speak english, that is not even close. Soon as they start, my brain switches to German and there is just no way it will switch back untill it hears a decent accent LMAO

 

[Ned]

Wie, bitte?

 

[Anglesachse]

verflüchte arschloch, jetz geht garnichts mehr.

Ergendjemand sag was! Bitte! Scheisse.........................

 

[Wagon]

I don't mind any type of English. I accept it in all forms.......right up to the point that people use it to tell me what they think about their whole viewpoint of the world.

It used to be "What do you think about Bush?" Which was f*ck all annoying.

Now it is back to the norm. Just the old clichés.

The annoying thing here is Norwegians are not used to other people speaking their language, so they will correct absolutely everything, even if it's correct....they may not like the dialect because they are from a different valley. 5 million idiots on the top of the world and they think foreigners should speak with an accent from Bergen or some shit. f*ck them. I speak pretty good Norsk but the natives just annoy me. And they all speak English as well as the Dutch.

And if push comes to shove... I just tell them some of the African languages have more words than Norwegian. Only 7000 words. Get a real language. That makes em mad. Half of them are racists anyway. No wonder. Half of them were Nazi supporters during the war. The Brits ran most of the resistance movement if you can call it that. 2 operations in the whole war Pffft. The high command in Berlin had to tell the Norwegian branch of the SS to "Settle down and stop being so aggressive" with respects to exporting Jews and Gypsies. Think about that.

Ahh sorry. Touched a nerve. Still better than living in Merica.

 

[Ned]

Ahh sorry. Touched a nerve. Still better than living in Merica.

Ahem, I think you will find that is 'Murka', ahem........

 

[Wagon]

Ich denke deutsch ist nicht gut mit keine "B" oder "ss" symbol. (essett) Ich lernte in der schule. Jetzt ist es weg.

 

[Wagon]

oh yeah. Murka. The other best country in the world. Right behind all the rest.

 

[Anglesachse]

You men the ß, allways good to have a proper key board LMAO now where was the pound sign again,

Yeah if you wanna speak a language you realy need to be there a lot, You can get the basics from school and all that but going there and using it is allways the best.

I remember years ago, I was in the UK shoping, Tesco if I remember right, and I am running round loosing it because I can`t find something.

This lass comes over " Scuse me Mr, can I help"
"Err Yeah, I am looking for those Little green and red things you make wine out of"
She just looked so blankly at me, " You mean Grapes"

I hadn`t been back for a while, and forgot what they are called LMAO