This is a good idea and I actually do it, although not regularly. I remember so many childhood songs.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitz
His name is my name too
Whenever I go out
the people always shout
there goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schimtz
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This old man, he played one
He played knick knack on my thumb
with a knick knack paddy-whack
Give a dog a bone, this ol' man came rollin home
This old man, he played two
He played knick knack on my shoe
with a knick knack paddy-whack
give a dog a bone, this ol' man came rollin home
three=knee
four=door
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Miss Mary Mack (mack mack)
All dressed in Black (black black)
with silver buttons (buttons button)
all down her back (back back)
She asked her mother(mother mother)
for fifty cents (cents cents)
to see the elephant (elephant elephant)
jump the fence (fence fence)
he jumped so high (high high)
he touched the sky (sky sky)
he didn't come back (back back)
til the fourth of july (july july)
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Miss Suzy had a steam boat,
The steam boat had a bell,
The steam boat went to heaven
Miss Suzy went to.... (last word of the verse is first word of next. . .)
Hello operator,
Please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you in your....
Behind the 'fridgerator,
There was a piece of glass,
Miss Suzy fell upon it,
And cut her little....
Ask me no more questions,
And tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
Zipping up their....
Flies are in the city,
And bees are in the park,
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend,
Are kissing in the
DARK DARK DARK
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I love remember funny songs from my childhood.
