Day 21: U Can't Stuff This (MC Hammer Parody of You Can't Touch This) the video is sort of stupid but the music and song are pretty well done (found it a couple years ago... and it still makes me laugh when I hear it). Worth a google if you need something silly today.
U can’t stuff this
My, my, my, my ladies think I’m so hot
Makes me think it’s time to trot and strut around the farm
Cuz this hayseed here can’t do me harm
Feels good when you know you’re down
A super Tom turkey they can’t sell by the pound
And I’m known as such
And this is one turkey you can’t stuff
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
U can’t stuff this I told you farmboy, u can’t stuff this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yeah, I’ll keep on livin’ and ya know, u can’t stuff this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Put down the roasting pan, u can’t stuff this
Break it down! Stop!Turkeytime!
I’m fresh and juicy
You like that comin’ here with a recipe So move out of my face
And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on
I’m plump but I’m fit and I know what’s going on
Like that, like that
Baby, I’m a Free-Range Cadillac
So you know, for you I’m too much
And this is one turkey, you can’t stuff
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Put down the seasonings.
U can’t stuff this.
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hands off my giblets, u can’t stuff this
Wanna piece of me, sucker?
U can’t stuff this.
Can’t Stuff This