P T S D Jokes

[Spock]

I started telling them to not include them anymore so I would not have to shred them since they have my private info on them.

 

[Chin Strapped]

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel

 

[Wagon]

Wrote this in a PM. Thought I'd share here.

During an interview with Mental Health Intake at the VA I was asked the following.

Do you hear voices?

"Yes"

Do they tell you to hurt yourself or others?

"Oh no, they shout helm orders at me"

Ok, good, otherwise I'd have to put you in the hospital.

And I thought " Boy lady. If that ship hits something, you sure are going to be sorry"

 

[Sarg]

Laughed so hard I put myself in a coughing fit!

Sarg

 

[Spock]