Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Friday]

My name is Inigo Montoya. :shifty: You kill my father. Prepare to die.

 

[Panda Bear]

Oh just suck it!

 

[Ronin]

Also this one, to a few:

Get in the line of douchebags with a completely wrong idea, and get out of my sight. You really are not that special as you try to make yourself to be.

I should have figured to ditch your medication as harmful years before I did.

That's what I f*cking get for trying to comply with authorities. Goes against common sense, at times, that remembering complying -may- keep me alive better.

And: Arguing with you is easier in my head than arguing with other shitstains, douche docs. You are my practice punching bags just fine. They, I will figure out later. Preferably with more geographical distance.

 

[PTSDfree]

Nothing is really off limits for me, lol. I saw a psychiatric NP for another thing a few weeks ago, and she asked a couple things about my PTSD (including triggers). I told her that I have a couple triggers, but using the word "trigger" makes me sound like a spineless MSNBC watcher and I'd prefer not to refer to them as that. :hilarious:

 

[watundah]

Can I just stay here?

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Well, I couldn't find a "stuff most theraphists probably wouldn't say" thread. But here it goes

Last session I noticed my psychiatrist got a couch and stuff, all set up Freudian style, though he is a forensic psychiatrist :p

And we talk about it, and he tells me how he is meant to lay down on the couch while the patient sits in the chair and talks :p Also, that he will probably sleep 3-4 times a week there :p

Just been wanting to get this out for over a week

 

[Ronin]

After this long, I finally got what you mean about grief being such a shade thrown to deciding.

I feel obliged to inform you it's one I'm keeping for quite a bit yet, though, because who I lost? Is my sense of who I am, and should be, and never should be.

& To therapist buddy: I'm getting better about patches. Last time I opened a few tabs and ranted about how bad faaashion they are. True, then I don't remember half a week... but we'll get there.

 

[Meridian]

After my therapist learned I like to play video games, she started throwing in a lot of video game metaphors into our sessions. Like I'd tell her about a friend I didn't feel anxious around and she'd say something like, "So she's like the a level that you've mastered" or something. Don't get me wrong, I get along quite well with my therapist, but whenever she did that, I'd want to be like, "C'mon man, just because I like video games doesn't make me a 12-year old! I can understand you just fine without the silly gaming metaphors!" xD

 

[Panda Bear]

Your jokes are SO NOT FUNNY!

Okay..they are sometimes.

 

[ShodokanJenn]

When you ask me "Where's your SUDS right now?" I always think, "In the shower, dummy." I never think "Let me choose a number to describe indescribable emotions."

 

[Eagle3]

I usually say whatever I need to my therapist, but the other day he actually got an obscene hand gesture thrown at him...we're still at odds over a specific Dx, and he makes me mad when he says things like, "If this is really a part of what's going on...". Its like, dude, I may not know my emotions, but I know my history and motivations for actions (or lack thereof), and I know the Dx criteria for this, so trust me, I have it I just hide it really well. He's finally starting to believe me a little bit.

 

[Ronin]

'When have you last felt safe'

'Never. Correction: When the majority of my decisions was immediately executable. Miss those times.' Other layer of rage-grief, move.