It is my pleasure to inform you that your wish has been granted. It does, however, come with some restrictions. Your expertise is dog food. It's GREAT dog food! You know it is because you taste each new creation yourself. The problem is that you are under appreciated and, since it your self esteem is damaged you have starting to think of yourself as a dog. I hate to be the one to point this out, but you have been scratching yourself in public and sniffing people's butts!
I wish I had 3 more wishes, HA!
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