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The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

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Wish granted, you have such amazing computer skills that you start to develop many new processes in computer performance that far out strip all that have gone before.

Unfortunately this brings you to the attention of Bill Gates who worried that you might consign all his product to the scrap bin of history takes out a worldwide contract on you. For your own survival you manage to contact the king of hide and seek Osama Bin Laden and the pair of you see out your lives together in a cave with no access to any modern technology whatsoever.

I wish I could write faster.
 
Wish granted Jestadud.

Unfortunately it is unreadable to the rest of us, as it is Martian and there is no one else on earth who understands any of it, so translation is out of the question.

I wish I could design and build my own new Bungalow.
 
Wish granted, unfortunately the only materials you've been certified to design and build with are toothpicks and glue. Looks like it might be a late night for you, good luck.

I wish I could stop and speed up time whenever I wanted.
 
Your wish is granted curiouser; however, whenever you make a change to time, you age an extra 6 months.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted just by thinking it.
 
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately your last teleport was done while you were holding your pet rat and both of your DNA's combined and you became this giant rat/man hybrid and no matter where you went, people recoiled in horror from you. The only place you could find a job is at the freak show of a really bad circus where they made you run on a a giant wheel for peanuts and the cheers of the crowd.

I wish my bathroom was self-cleaning.
 
Your wish is granted Marlene. Unfortunately the cleaning happens only when you go to bed and the noise keeps you from sleeping.

I wish I was no longer a Rat Man.
 
Your wish is granted Jimmy but you are turned in just a plain old rat and your fate is sealed because you are next to be fed to my pet snake.

I wish my dog would learn how to poop and pee outside.
 
Your wish is granted popeye old mate. Your dog even opens the door and lets itself out. Unfortunately it does not like the grass or garden and utilises your doorstep.

I wish that people in the world would not take life so seriously.
 
Your wish has been granted, from now on everyone you see will be laughing and skipping along in life not worried about anything.
Unfortunately this means that everyones problems now lay with you

I wish i could play a guitar.
 
Wish granted. Too bad the only way you can play is bad. Really bad. So bad that the townsfolks run you out of town with torches and pitchforks and screams of 'No more!!!' after cutting all your guitar strings.

I wish I had a fancy sports car.
 
Wish granted, you now own a really small cheap car, complete with white lace interior, a small crystal chandelier hanging from the revue mirror, and a box full of all kinds of different sports gear in the trunk.

I wish my carpets would replace themselves with new finished hardwood floors.
 
Your wish is granted but now you find all your dust bunnies have become dinosaurs that move about at will!

I wish I could be more organized.
 
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