The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[popeye]

Your wish is granted cherry. The problem is while you are away from your job they have hired a replacement. The replacement is a well trained monkey that the company only has to pay in bananas. Since you have been replaced by such a simple being you become depressed and eventually loose your mind and come to think of yourself as a monkey. Hopefully one day you can get your job back.

I wish my electricity would get turned back on.

 

[Artista]

your wish is granted popeye but the surge pops every fuse and you may even find you missed the candle light....

I wish we would all be content for even a day...

 

[gdf]

Artista, your wish is granted!

Unfortunately everyone wakes up the next morning craving huge quantities of chocolate and asks for a raise which they are granted forcing major employers to go bankrupt from their overly generous natures (ha, ha, ha).

I wish I had a swim spa so I could jump in the "pool" and swim every nite when I got home from work no matter what time it was : )

 

[curiouser]

Wish granted, unfortunately due to economic hardship the company has economized its swim spa models down to a standard bath tub size. You may have to curl in your legs a bit for that fully submerged feeling.

Thanks guys for helping to grant my last wish.

I wish I could professionally paint any room, any color I wanted, by just the touch of my finger to the room wall.

 

[ISupportHer]

POOF! Wish granted. You now had a finger that paints any wall at your simple touch.

BUT, (and there's always a BUT) it doesn't stop there. ANYTHING you touch now is intantly turned a vibrant color.
By the way, I see you've been scratching your..............................................................................................................nose. :rofl:

I wish I got paid twice the hourly wage I currently receive.

ISH

 

[a3a2]

Wish granted, ISH. You now make $4 an hour. Rolling in dough, however, you become materialistic and conceited. You begin hanging out with people who only care about your money. You (temporarily) abandon your poor forum friends until a homeless gorilla robs you. Penniless, you return to your friends a wiser man.

 

[pebbels]

I want a LOL button we can click on, the grants on here have been really hilarious, this is putting a smile on my dial everyday, thanks Amethist for starting this thread :)

I wish i didn't have to go to work every day.

 

[ISupportHer]

Granted. Now the work is delivered to you at home. By the truckloads. More than you ever had before! Ohhhhhhh, You meant NO work? Ask Cherryblossom how it's going as a "lady of leisure", LOL It's not all it's cracked up to be!

I wish I had a new phone. An iPhone or a Droid maybe. Some sort of smart phone.

ISH

 

[a3a2]

Wish granted. You get a smart phone. It spends hours lecturing you on proper grammar and trying to teach you Latin.

I wish I had a handyman at my disposal for a week so he could finish all the jobs I don't know how to do, and my husband is too busy to finish.

 

[AdamAnt]

wish granted a3a2, you have a handyman for a week, but all he knows how to fix is disposals. He's a good lookin fella tho-, so you can bet there's one job your husband will be finishing this week regardless!

I wish my ear didnt itch every time i stick my finger in my belly-button...

 

[pebbels]

This is easy, wish granted :)

Take your finger out of your'e belly-button!!


Oh no not as easy as i thought, your finger is stuck to your belly-button and worse still, now Both of your ears itch like crazy!!! sorreeeeeeeeeeeeee :(

 

[pebbels]

oops i was so worried about you AA i forgot to make a wish duh!!

I wish i could be invisible sometimes.