The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[pebbels]

No worries Jestadud, your wish is granted :)

Your generosity exceeds it's self, not only do you return eggs but with them some bacon, beef sausages and hash browns, a wonderful breakfast feast for your neighbour, unfortunately all those items have a freaky twist, When your neighbour goes to cook them the eggs become chooks, the bacon a pig and oh shite's the sausages cow's not only that the hash browns are rotten potatoe's HORRIFIED!!!!! your neighbour comes over and hits you on the head with the frying pan and tells you NEVER EVER ask to borrow eggs from me EVER again!!


I wish i was in Hawaii escaping winter brrrrrrrrrr

 

[Lucycat]

But it is just one hour from June. Truly Summer is here. Oh sorry, and you are in Hawaii wearing your hula skirt dancing on the beach with a cocktail in your hand.

And I am still wishing the next Tuesday is over. Not long to wait until THAT wish is granted lol:)

 

[pebbels]

Wish granted Lucycat, Tuesday has passed and you got your result :) but sorry to say from now on every day is for you and you alone a TUESDAY!!!

I wish i had a maid to do all the housework.

 

[ISupportHer]

POOF: The Wish Genie went to the internet for help with Human Resource options:

"Models & Maids" PREMIER SEXY SERVICE- $100.00
We Are Currently Hiring Very Hot Men And Women To Add To Our Team! "Models & Maids" is A Very Upscale Seattle-Based Sexy Maid Service ...Our Maids Perform Cleaning And Household Chores While Dressed In Provocative Costumes, Bikinis, Or Even Nothing At All! Realistic Earning Potential of $1000-$2500 weekly......For more info call 1-XXX-XXX-XXXX"

Hmmmmmmm, provocative costume or nothing at all? That sounds like a potential liability! Who pays the disability claim if some body part gets caught and injured in the vacuum cleaner?

And........$100? For how long and for, how can I say this in mixed company? What exactly do they "clean or polish"? :naughty:

And........Do you know ahead of time what they look like? I mean. sexy is in the eye of the beholder. There would be some I wouldn't want to see bending over to dust the bottom shelves! :rofl:


I wish I has $100

ISH

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Wish granted ISH,

You have $100 and just saw your own ad. You decide to hire a 'Premier Sexy Service Maid'. You find yourself being mooned on a regular basis on account of the bottom shelf being cleaned. HE is also refusing to leave because he's a little upset about the 'misleading advertising'. He now wants the other $900 of his 'earning potential' before he will leave. On the plus side, your house has never looked cleaner.

I wish they could invent a plane that travels from Aust to Heathrow (London) in under an hour..

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted ISH, you apply to aforementioned add and this is the amount you receive to "put your clothes back on and get the hell out before you knock over any more ornaments with your damn dangly bits"! The threats of being sued for the shock and distress caused to this man's wife and her tea party guest's are still ringing in your ears when you realise you should have been next door, where they are hastily drawing the curtains and putting out the lights as they have heard what's happened next door and when they see you approaching, they are "not paying good money for that"!!!

I wish people people wouldn't judge others on appearance.

 

[AdamAnt]

Wish granted Jesta! Now everyone waits til your disappearance to judge you. lucky for you you leave a good impression and they say all good things about you!

I still wish I was an otter (not from louisianna please!)!

 

[Jestadud]

Hey how did that happen, I saw my reply follow ISH when I posted and now I come back and find superjen has leapt in front. Has she the power to leap tall buildings as well as short posts?

I remember the name for those dangly bits now, it's apron strings I was thinking of.

Now lets do my best to get this thread back on track!

Wish granted superjen a plane is developed that can fly from Aus to London in an hour.
Unfortunately at this speed it means that it has to fly around the world again to lose enough speed to land. This means no reduction in overall flight time.

Wish granted Adamant, you have spent three hours solid tattooing an eagle on the back of a huge biker type when you realise he really wanted a beagle tattoo. Now you have to decide whether to tell him or make him spend another three hours under the needle while you re-do it. Your heartbeats racing and the sweat is pouring off you, then you suddenly realise you are now a "little otter" !!!

I wish I could time travel.

 

[amethist]

Wish granted Jestadud, but unfortunately only forward.

With all the will in the world and a sprinkle of majic, it will hopefully be grow more peaceful. Slowly though as we all know good majic takes time to evolve and mature. One bit of guidance to do this you must look forever forward and not backwards.

I wish this thread to continue, with more members joining in the fun.

Amethist

 

[Lauren]

Your wish is granted Amethist. In fact it has become so popular that it is now published and sold on the open market and you are spending all your time going to book signings.

I wish the rain would stop so I could be out riding my horse.

 

[ISupportHer]

Hmmm, OK OK, it will stop raining so you can ride. It was only raining because the horse wished it would rain so it could get some rest! Horses get back strain too, you know.

I wish I had a new car!

ISH

 

[Lauren]

Hey...are you suggesting that my horse might not want to go out for a ride??? ;O)

Your wish is granted ISH! Poof you have a new car! It's a shiney, red sports car....the newestHot Wheels toy car on the market!

I wish.....I wish for .......hmmm.....I wish that chocolate wasn't fattening!