f he could actually order the bombing of North Korea (or anyone else) in the heat of the moment
I'm kind of worried that THEIR 'dear leader" is ALSO capable of hitting the "launch" button, just because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hopefully if these two things happen, it'll be at the exact same time.
I can see it now....
*Insert Hollywood style scene change*
Trumph: "Fire the missile!"
Secretary of Defence: "Oookay... Just one?"
Trumph: "Of course just one! Those things are expensive! I'm trying to run a business... err... country here!"
S.O.D.: *Sigh* "Whatever... Missile away!"
*Meanwhile in Pyongyang...*
Kim Jung Un: "Fire the missiles!"
War Minister: "Missiles? We could only afford one. Those things are expensive!"
Kim Jung Un: "Just fire the damn thing! I'm so having you executed after this..."
War Minister: *Sigh* "Whatever... Missile away!"
*The two missiles fly through the air arcing in their trajectories towards their targets.... CRUNCH!!! Whistling sound..... SPLASH!*
*Back in the White House...*
Trumph: "What happened!?"
S.O.D.: "Umm... they bumped into each other."
Trumph: "What? What do you mean?"
S.O.D.: "I mean, they crashed into each other and have fallen harmlessly into the pacific."
Trumph: "What do we do?"
S.O.D.: "Well. You could try calling North Korea and ask for their insurance information. But, I don't think they have ICBM insurance there."
Trumph: "That's stupid! What else can we do?"
S.O.D.: "You could go eat lunch and have your nap time?"
Trumph: "Yeah! Good! Best idea you've had all day!"
*Stomping off with a pouty face*
*Back in Pyongyang...*
Kim Jung Un: "Did we blow them all up?"
War Minister: "Umm... Yeah.. Yeah! That's exactly what happened."
Kim Jung Un: "Good! I'm hungry! I'm going to have lunch then I want a nap! Anyone who wakes me will be shot!"
*Stomping off with a communist pouty face*
Thus ends World War Three. :p