Sleeping Dragon
Platinum Member
Like so many of us I am EXTREMLY careful to avoid conflict, and keep things managable and under control. But, like all of us I can't avoid who I am, and all that's a part of me including my good friend, the Dragon.
That old Dragon, like all "junkyard dogs" needs exercise. The longer I keep him locked up the meaner he gets. But, I obviously can't let that old dog run free with the furry puppies at the mall cause he doesn't know how to play with the furry puppies. When they growl he eats them.
So, I'm teachng my Dragon the "KISS MY ASS" game. He really likes it, but he has to understand that he can't play unless his tail is wagging, and he's on a leash.
Here's how it works. When:
The guy cuts me off in traffic because he thinks his trip is much more important than mine
The badge heavy cop treats me like he owns me
The guy on the golf course acts like a spoiled ten year old cause he can't make a three foot putt
The guy at the boat ramp starts screaming at his family cause he doesn't know how to back a trainer
My congressman or senator calls asking for support on some meaningless legislation,
I simply smile (THE SMILE HAS TO BE THERE, AND ANGER IS NOT ALLOWED) and say in my most friendly voice. "PLEASE KISS MY ENTIRE ASS". The look on their face or the sound of their voice makes the Dragon happy, happy, happy.
Now, I told the Dragon if his tail stops wagging, or he shows his teath we can't play the game anymore. And, it's working cause my Dragon is learning to love the "KISS MY ASS GAME".
SD
That old Dragon, like all "junkyard dogs" needs exercise. The longer I keep him locked up the meaner he gets. But, I obviously can't let that old dog run free with the furry puppies at the mall cause he doesn't know how to play with the furry puppies. When they growl he eats them.
So, I'm teachng my Dragon the "KISS MY ASS" game. He really likes it, but he has to understand that he can't play unless his tail is wagging, and he's on a leash.
Here's how it works. When:
The guy cuts me off in traffic because he thinks his trip is much more important than mine
The badge heavy cop treats me like he owns me
The guy on the golf course acts like a spoiled ten year old cause he can't make a three foot putt
The guy at the boat ramp starts screaming at his family cause he doesn't know how to back a trainer
My congressman or senator calls asking for support on some meaningless legislation,
I simply smile (THE SMILE HAS TO BE THERE, AND ANGER IS NOT ALLOWED) and say in my most friendly voice. "PLEASE KISS MY ENTIRE ASS". The look on their face or the sound of their voice makes the Dragon happy, happy, happy.
Now, I told the Dragon if his tail stops wagging, or he shows his teath we can't play the game anymore. And, it's working cause my Dragon is learning to love the "KISS MY ASS GAME".
SD
