(almost) Yakisoba - if you have spaghetti (or any thin wheat noodle; capellini, anglehair, whatever, or hell... even soba noodles, I just almost never do & sub thin spaghetti) + chopped cabbage + teriyaki sauce? (Or ginger+garlic+soy+sugar or a tin of pineapple... or, quite frankly, just about any Asian sauce known to man + a dash of sweetness)
Boil the spaghetti, fry the cabbage and ham, dollup in the teriyaki, swirl in the noodles to coat. It’s almost the definition of Japanese bowling alley food, but it’s awesome.
((And, yes... they -the bowling alley grills- play fast and loose with the sauce, also. I’ve seen them look at the empty bottle, look furtively around, and then sprinkle over a ramen packet & grab a sugar packet from the coffee stand on more than one occasion. Its not a super sweet dish by any means, it just sorta makes the ham blend in. No idea why. I suspect wwii food relief gave them tinned ham, and this is what they came up with.))
(Almost) Hum Bao
Chopped ham, any BBQ sauce (including a packet from McDonalds!), soy sauce packet/tsp of soy sauce, brown sugar (or sugar sugar), rice vinegar (optional, just add a dash of water if you don’t have it) + WONDER BREAD. (Or any worthess white bread).
Let the chopped ham soak in the saucy awesomeness for a little while, then zap it in the microwave for about 30 seconds. Use a spoon to dollup into the center of a piece of bread, then fold over and “crimp” the edges shut. For an extra “fluffy” bun/bao use 2 slices of bread instead of 1.
Lowbrow Cockatil Party
Is this a slice of ham wrapped around mashed potatoes?
Yes. Yes it is.
Seriously... I have no idea why it’s so good (ham + potato, clearly, but no idea why the roll ups feel different in every way than ham and potatoes on a plate. Shrug.). You can fancy it up with any kind of flavoring, or instant flavored potatoes, I usually don’t because I’m lazy. But I’ll sometimes add hot sauce. Because, you know, hot sauce.
But.... If you want to feel your ass get bigger??? :woot: (something I often do, unlike flavored potatoes) dip these suckers in cream gravy. OMFG.