What Makes You Go 'meh' Today

[Sarg]

Perfect lawns are just a great start to show how f*cked up our country is.

Classic, just classic!

Sarg

 

[dutchiedelta]

Don't know if it's the Valdoxan kicking in.
The aftershock of having a panic attack saturdaynight.
Knowing I'm letting people down right now.
Having to wait till august/september for an intake and then at least another year for treatment.
Fear of talking even here about my background cos it usually ends up in a political debate where I'm just one of the guys and gals that did their duty.
But it's meh with a capital MEH today.

 

[Wagon]

Wow Red. Your thoughts about the lawn reflect mine exactly.

I'm actively trying to dig it all up.......there will be no unusable plants in my yard. All shall have a purpose and f*ck the Burroughs.


Common joke here in PA. It's not a Burrough, It's a Jackass.

 

[OldDoorGunner]

Fear of being homeless!!!! BS If any of you end up being homeless, know this you are not!!! I got 5ac and you have a place to live. Just send me a PM and we'll work on getting you here....You can take that to the bank.....This is no hand out, I'll put you to work around Camp Saunders.....:cool::D(y):coffee:

If you live across the pond, will have to work on that......

J R

 

[Friday]

f*ck the goat.

(Soooooo tempted to put a service-jibe in here, someone owes me a beer for biting my tongue.)

Get turf.

 

[Sarg]

Rocks and sand. That's what most of Arizona is and what I want for a lawn. Right now, I have waist high weeds and the neighbors are starting to get restless. I've called six different landscapers. They're either busy for several weeks or don't speak a word of English and my Mexican is bad.

Where the hell are the Ranch Hands when you need them? One pass would take care of it. You think I'm kidding,don't you? Well, I happen to know through my research that a Native American tribe down south asked the government to have the Ranch Hands spray AO on their res.

My therapist went ballistic when I told her because she was working in that area during that time.

Rocks and sand. Maybe a scorpion or two. Plastic rattlesnake. Sign saying, "Next stop for food and gas 1000 miles". Be my luck that the Center for Biological Diversity will declare it critical habitat for the flying nipple gnat or something.

Sarg

 

[Grizzly]

Today...lets see.

Im sitting at the doctors office. New doctor. They ask me to be 45 minutes early to cover all paperwork. My appt. Is 1530. So I follow their protocol. Along with all paperwork they mailed me filled out. Now the f*ckers have me sitting here for 45 minutes. Im enraged! Its 1528 now. They better be on time. Im ready to throw something.

 

[Grizzly]

Ahhh...country music.

 

[Friday]

Thought I overslept and it was 0830.
Nope. It's 2030.
Well f*ck me.
How long was I asleep?
I don't think I can count that high.
Too well rested to care.

 

[Wagon]

More rain today.

Meh.

 

[atilla]

I woke up and thought it was wednesday, so, i walk into my office (right in front of the pres of my company) and say: "HAPPY HUMP DAY!"........::......MEH.

 

[OldDoorGunner]

On Thursday, thought I had an ear infection, doc gives me some Amoxicillin to clear it out. But Noooooooooo!!!! Last night it turns out it's not my ear, I have a tooth ache!!!!:mad::mad::mad::censored::censored::censored::censored: MEH.