You know you have PTSD when a trucker cuts you off on the highway, but you feel confident that you can defeat him in your Volkswagon.
When Chuck Woolery has less grey hair than you, and you're 20.
Sometimes if you're old too, it's great when you're so deaf that you freak out at a sudden sound that you had to see to believe.
When a cat jumping onto a bed at 3am is enough to send 8 of your lives to the pearly gates.
When your awesome new smartphone rings. I hate that phone.
When you miss an appointment regularly that is always scheduled on the same day, same time.. because it's all the same day, man.
When standing in the pharmacy line, people ask for your autograph because they think you're Michael J. Fox.
When you dye your hair, and it runs screaming off of your head calling you names.
When people ask if you've had a coffee and/or medication in the morning before they get to the "Good morning." part.
When sometimes you wish some idiot would break into your house when you're there, so you can finally throw down without going to jail.
When your bumper sticker says, "My Other Car is a I'VE KILLED BEFORE back off..."
When in a heated argument, you put yourself in an adult time-out, and then lock yourself in the bathroom and giggle because they think you're upset in there and won't bug you for at least 5 minutes. This is a good time to floss, I've found.