What Made You Angry Today?

[Freedomfighter]

cat refusing to let me eat my dinner in peace!

the florist who said to a customer 'well, if you had an...

Well, the cat you can not do anything about, hihi. The florist however......

 

[sedna]

I generally agree with anger being rooted in hurt and fear. But today I completely lost my control over a Corvette going about 12 miles an hour in front of me when I was in a hurry. I've noticed that these midlife dick extensions are always going below the speed limit on city streets, they're assuming we want them to, so we can take a good long look at ......what? The sexy prowess and testosterone driven superiority it takes to save your annual Christmas bonus a few years in a row?
Its stops being superior prowess the moment you spend it on a Corvette.

Get F out of my way you D bag. Its a called a ' vehicle ' as in ' a vehicle of transportation ' to ' transport you from point A to point B. A corvette goes up to 130 mph for fux sake. He was close to having an angry volvo monster truck climb over him to get to work.

 

[Neverthesame]

Corvette going about 12 miles an hour in front of me when I was in a hurry. I've noticed that these midlife dick extensions are always going below the speed limit on city streets,

Haha :hilarious:

they're assuming we want them to, so we can take a good long look at ......what? The sexy prowess and testosterone

That's one possibility.
Or....

• Corvettes have horrid gas milage. Probably not enough left from his 401k to fill the tank more than once a summer.
• Doesn't know how to drive a standard, second gear is the only one he knows.
• Low profile cars and racing seats aren't really designed to accommodate the driver and his hemorrhoid cushion.
• Bug guts splattered all over the front of his dick extention are a pain to scrape off.
• The wind flowing through your hair is awesome, his hairpiece flying off because of the wind, not so much.
• Massive engine in small car, sticks to road like teflon. "Hey Honey, watch this!" (Screeeeeeeechhh!! CRASH!!!) "Oh god, the wife's gonna kill me..."

Just a few ppossibilities. :sneaky:

 

[Deleted member 12723]

@Neverthesame:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[intothelight]

Little lids you can't get a grip on...:sneaky:

 

[Ronin]

A bunch of primitives & an abuser.

On another hand, meeting with a cherished friend made my day, so all of them can go sink on the bottom of the ocean for all I care. Curious raised eyebrows & conveying disgust in microexpressions are a thing of beauty I've been forgetting to do, & cracking me up.

 

[sedna]

Haha :hilarious:

That's one possibility.
Or....

• Corvettes have horrid gas milage. Pro...

• @Neverthesame Your very funny and clearly accurate expansion of the motives of The Slow Corvette Driver made me laugh and.....ruined my ability to keep it about baldness and viagra. The roads aren't safer in California if I'm behind a car like that going under the speed limit, and wondering if the problem is they've over extended financially and cant afford gas and full coverage insurance.
• You have set me up for many rush hours behind a ludicrous status car trying to desperately find humor or ' the universe is providing me with opportunities for zen ' at 15 miles an hour, by adding like 7 handicaps to it! :wideeyed:

 

[Ronin]

My life imploding on bureaucracy, again. One single thing I hate more than bombs and I hate bombs a lot.

 

[Friday]

@Cashew. Agreed.

 

[Ronin]

I wanna dance on their protocols and forms *he says with a 'that for On their graves' look* so a tango invite.

Shoulda dance off with a cooled wine, @Friday.

 

[Friday]

LMAO. @Cashew Yes. With metal soled shoes and black powder scattered over them so the motherf*ckers catch spark and blaze to ashes beneath our feet. :sneaky: f*ck paperwork, protocols, & nonsense.

 

[Ronin]

f*ck paperwork, protocols, & nonsense.

... and f*ck not having your brilliant idea ten years ago! :D Literally, mucho needed. (Laughing so hard, thank you.)