Merry Christmas

[Deleted member 541]

WELL..... The decorations are up and in the stores. Puke, puke, gag, gag. By the time it does get here, I will be about ready to strangle the fat little f*cker in the red suit.

Besides, I wanted to see just how many of you are on your toes...... Lol!!!!!!!

 

[Friday]

I quit singing SilverBells last month. The stores are LATE. Late, I tell you! They should have put stuff up last month and I'd have bought them! :P

I know there's a reason I start singing Xmas carols in the summertime... I just can't remember it, right at the moment.

 

[Deleted member 541]

Silver bells huh???? The Christmas carols on the radio drive me *MORE CRAZY* than I already am.....seriously, they have been up in some of the stores her for 2 weeks.... Jesus, can we just get through Holloween first?????

 

[Missycat]

Brill thread and very funny @She Cat :laugh:
Rofl @Friday :roflmao:

Am i too early putting the turkey in the oven then?

 

[Missycat]

Oh and dont forget to get your christmas cards in the post ! I could send mine now and Royal Mail would still deliver them late and blame it on the christmas rush lol :tdown:

 

[Missycat]

Hey @She Cat we have mischievous night, bonfire night and halloween first - everyones bloody exhausted by Christmas ha ha

 

[Friday]

LMAO. I've worked in too many Italian restaurants... Italian Xmas music has me seeing red. And not in the holly jolly fashion. :sour: Urge to kill? Rising.

Oh snap. Check this shit out... :mad::sour::mad::sour::mad::sour::mad::sour::mad::sour::mad::roflmao:

But for some reason the cathedral songs are still all hush hush hush magic in the air!
Oh silver bells! Sweet silver bells!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

(People do tend to get all irate when I set those songs as my alarm music, though? At least in July. Can't imagine why? ;) 2 birds. 1 stone.)

Am i too early putting the turkey in the oven then?

Hehehe... I just started defrosting a turkey. No lie. Am gonna BBQ the sucker :sneaky: Maybe I'll roast some sweet potatoes to go with it. And cranberry sauce. Now if only I could carry around some mistletoe as an excuse to kiss beautiful boys. Hmmm. ACTUALLY... Since I'm all f*cked up in traumaversary land all of November? So usually miss thanksgiving?

:singing: Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
(And a convivial Tuesday in April to you, too, Mr. Pool!)

Cough. Time hasn't been linear around here for.... A very long time.

 

[Missycat]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: LMFAO @Friday

The song that starts to play first here is
:singing: " well i wish it could be christmas every daaaaaayy" - usually about June lol
Oh and by the time weve started to enjoy Christmas at Christmas all the Easter eggs are on the bloody shelves !!!

 

[EveHarrington]

<backs out of the thread before contagious scrooginess and grinchiness catches and I become inflicted with these terrible disorders>

I loooooooove Christmas! Halloween can just die IMHO. That holiday is evil.

 

[Missycat]

Lol @EveHarrington - i actually enjoy Christmas and always end up having a good crying session at the old movies. It just starts toooo early !!

 

[Deleted member 541]

@EveHarrington A www. Don't back out of the thread..... I used to love Christmas too. UNTIL they started shoving it down my throat in September. Holloween evil???? Not sure. I keep my lights off and don't let the little shits in for candy. I buy it, and then I EAT it. Hell, I'm not spending $$ on good chocolate to just GIVE it away. Hell no!!!! Chocolate is a food group...

Jingle bells, Jingle bells. Puke puke!!!!

 

[jaccat]

Try working in retail!;)