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[Sarg]

Thanks, I really needed that. Too funny.

Sarg

 

[Jimmy1]

One for Red, how do you like this Tat?? Nice Puppies hey.

 

[Sarg]

Or the Beaver!!!!

Sarg

 

[BaMuoiBa]

Not sure,would it take more drugs to DO the art work or to flaunt the finished product? :eek:

Thanks Jimmy!

Ba

 

[JarHed]

The Downspout



The work of true
handymen.


My wife said "Fix that gutter downspout
TODAY!"
So I invited the boys over.
One brought his welding machine.
One brought a pipe cutter
The others brought beer.


Took us about 4 hours, mostly for the
beer,
but we got the downspout fixed.


Wife is still speechless...
I am certain not for much longer
though.

 

[Anglesachse]

LMFAO, speechless :ROFLMAO:

 

[BaMuoiBa]

Ah-ha! The creative powers of adult beverage, along with too much time on their hands. BEAUTIFUL!

Ba

 

[Jimmy1]

 

[Barberian]

It's Saturday at a busy saloon in a small western town. The door swings open and in limps in a three legged cat. The cat wanders over to the bar, hops up on a barstool, turns toward the crowd, slowly looking everyone over.

The bartender comes over and says sternly to the three legged cat, "Hey, you can't sit there. We don't allow your kind in here. What are you doing in here anyway"?

The three legged cat slowly turns to the bartender, giving him a steely gaze, and says in a Clint Eastwood type voice, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw".

 

[Barberian]

 

[BaMuoiBa]

"I'm looking for the man that shot my paw".

Thank you Barb! Three legged cat - OMG! LMAO

BTW Don't quit your day job.;)

Ba

 

[Spock]

:ROFLMAO: Those are all hilarious!