Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[desiderata310]

Yes. It all turned out ok.
Thank you.
And thank you for the passive aggressive "you're welcome"

It does not change the fact that you KNEW I needed- was counting on you- indeed, I refused to go in to see this guy without you two talking first- and you didn't follow through.

So. Thank you for all the work you did on this. Thank you for helping me get medication.
You COMPLETELY f*cked up in the trust department.
Completely and totally and I feel so f*cking decimated by that.

 

[Deleted member 37085]

Thank you for waiting to call me today...after I was already underway to your flippin' office for my appointment with you...and saying that you were down in your back...on the floor in your office and calling your chiropractor for an emergency appointment...and that you couldn't meet with me today! WT? Hoot!

And last week you were late getting to your office for our appointment! LOL! If these two back-to-back coincidences weren't so somewhat timely and comedic...I would be mad...but I'm not...I'm just flabbergasted! and a tad bit annoyed! Whatev!

Also quizzically wondering and querying mentally now...whether or not these adult to child role play sessions...two now...well...they may just be getting to you....mister therapist!

Just surmising here...that's all. Hoot! Perhaps our last session of tossing ball and naming the stuffed animals, etc....and being on the floor (me) in my child...the last two sessions may have gotten the best of you and perhaps is triggering you and your child? Hmmm. Dunno. Don't care...sessions are about me...not you...I'm paying you...buster!

 

[Let It Be]

Well, since you are no longer my therapist/counselor, I can tell you what my new therapist told me today after I read a 5 page letter that I wrote to you, but will never mail, I was taken advantage of. You felt sorry for me thus you had no problem in wanting me to leave all my worldly possessions to you so you could pay your employees, but guess what, I am not coming back, never.

I just hope we don't run into each for a very, very long time. I need this time to heal from all those times I just talked and you just yawned while I was talking. We are done, and guess what my new therapist is charging me less than what I was paying you. How about that and she is more of a professional than you will ever be. I felt bad at first by talking about you, but now I see and feel like I am getting my power back and that feels damn good.

I deserve to feel better after what I have been through this past year. It is time for me to take care of me as I can see you weren't. My new therapist said that you probably meant well but you definitely didn't help me and now I look forward to undoing what I felt when I was seeing you. Moving on...and it feels so good!

 

[Friday]

Whiskey? <holds out bottle>

 

[Candleflames]

Why yes I took a taxi here, I'm too f*cking lit to drive cause I just can't handle this shit right now!

 

[Bristol]

When you cancel our session but promise you will email me tonight - i know you wont because something always comes up, you talk about my "abandonment" issues and reinforce them all the time.

 

[Eagle3]

Whiskey? <holds out bottle>

HAHA!!! I'm laughing so hard, because I'm pretty sure my T would actually take me up on that offer...just a single hit of course, to be social...

 

[desiderata310]

I won't talk about how I found out that my therapist was a non-drinker and an AA guy:whistling:

 

[user44376]

Dude. Thanks for your dating advice but you’ve been married like 40 years and no matter what bad movies and sitcoms and your kids’ gossip has told you about modern dating, you have no clue how horrific it is out here. You’re a total Ned Flanders. Superdad. Loving husband. And I mean that sincerely. You are a very good and decent man. But stop giving me advice. Even if you were somehow single at your age you’re a ridiculously handsome doctor. You’d be single five minutes. Shhhhhh. Just shhhhh.

 

[Deleted member 44517]

I had to laugh @AdHomnym. I used to give my old t dating advice

 

[Ronin]

FFS you guy. I'll keep it short. Your social realities, aren't -my- social realities.

You're not colored, and the rest. So please. Take a f*cking seat when I start about situations that are unsafe for me, & communities that ARE safe for me and homies.

 

[Scarlet13]

"No, I do not know the answer to why I do that. Maybe you do??"

"No, there really is no deeper meaning there.
Sometimes an apple is just an apple.
Stop reading into everything!"

And sometimes I just want to yell at her,
"f*ck YOU!"
This is usually when she is being all nice and caring. And no, I don't really know why I want to do that.