Responses to negative people

[Lost Marbles]

"I had two Mexicans for supper last night, they gave me heartburn. Think I'll try (insert vampire's apparent ethnicity) tonight." stare at them while letting a sinister smile creep across your face.

"Please observe the mistletoe on my back pocket." turn and walk away.

and for those who just keep following you around then touch your arm or shoulder to get your attention "Touch me again and I'll break your f*cking arm!" Glare at them menacingly until they walk away.

 

[Neverthesame]

"Please observe the mistletoe on my back pocket." turn and walk away.

:roflmao::roflmao::hilarious: That made my day. Thank you.

 

[DharmaGirl]

I, too, love it! Very original!

 

[Lost Marbles]

:roflmao::roflmao::hilarious: That made my day. Thank you.

You are welcome.

I, too, love it! Very original!

Thanks.

 

[DharmaGirl]

During the worst of times, I decided when someone was rude or nasty or got in my face, I would just scream. I did it twice. It was an interesting experiment.

 

[Lost Marbles]

Kill them with kindness.

 

[Deleted member 541]

Lately I’ve been a bitch, so I’m sure a lot of people would have said these things to me, EXCEPT I am really a bitch and I’m sure they don’t dare. Just the look on my face is enough to tell them not to f*ck with me.

I love this thread, but I’m the bitchy one, so bring it on people. Let me have it!!!!! LOL!!!

Usually when someone is in a nasty mood, I just kind of look at them and that’s usually enough!

 

[Lost Marbles]

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I just kind of look at them and that’s usually enough!

Being that I am 6'-3 and 300+ pounds, I sometimes like to hover over them, looking down at them menacingly.

 

[Deleted member 37085]

I just removed my self from their sick equation...ahhh...peace at last!

 

[anonymous]

I liked the one that said to just listen to them for awhile, because they need to get it out (or words to that affect). I do that sometimes, if I am up to it. If I am not, I am like the escape artist above. I ditch them in a heartbeat.

However, sometimes I am the negative person. I think we all are some days. I have never met a real "Polyanna" in my life. Have you?? No one can be cheerful all the time.

As to coming up with a problem for every solution you come up with, hey, maybe there really was one for every one you came up with. It happens. Sometimes there is just a problem that has seemingly no solution. That is what therapists are for. To help us to deal with such situations! That is what mine does anyway, at least some of the time.

 

[Deleted member 12723]

Once a person has treated me very poorly without an explanation I ignore and leave them with themselves permenetly.

 

[gealach]

oh my favorite... sarcasm

- feed your own ego, I'm busy
- I didn't mean to push ALL your buttons, I was actually just looking for the mute
- you smell like drama and a headache, please stay away from me
- (for text or email) don't type at me in that tone of voice
- I don't think I meet the height requirement to ride your emotional rollercoaster
- what you do speaks so loudly, that I can't hear what you say
- just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand
- did I just roll my eyes out loud?
- I may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for you to go away
- there's no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time