Destroy the phone - fun for phone phobics

[Muttly]

Ok, I was inspired by a conversation in another thread. For all the phone haters out there. How would you destroy your phone if you could. Creative, angry and ridiculous answers are all welcome.

Hmm... now, what would I do. My first thought is running it over but that's just not satisfying enough. Ok, I would attach it to a car entering a demolition derby contest. Muwhahahahaha:shifty:

 

[Gs172003]

Ok, I was inspired by a conversation in another thread. For all the phone haters out there. How would yo...

Sledgehammer. Hands down.

 

[Gs172003]

A more creative way would be to tie it to the seal's tail and send it underwater on a loooooong swim.

 

[Mach123]

I love my phone but it drives me crazy. It almost does a lot of really great things but not quite. If it would just do as I told it I'd be happy. It makes too many mistakes and I fantasize about stabbing it with an ice pick. Especially when I have to look at it in the car, which has a suicidal element to it.

 

[Muttly]

The ice pick idea is kind of fun.

I don't mind texting with my phone. I like the convenience of being able to check voice mail or ask that twit siri what the weather forecast is (when walking dogs that can matter). I like the navigating function and that I can practice spanish. But I hate the phone. The sound of the phone ringing makes my stomach clench. The idea of calling someone sends me into rabbit/freeze mode

So... my new plan is a pack of rabid rabbits is going to attack the phone. They are going to chew the thing to bits sending little tiny bits of phone shrapnel everywhere.

 

[Missycat]

Whilst i love my phone, i do sometimes find others phones annoying - especially when they are on public transport and they think they are speaking quietly but are actually shouting ( maybe thats another thread lol)
If i could take one of these annoying peoples phones to destroy it would have to be using a blowtorch maybe followed by 3 mins in the microwave ! Not very creative but fun !!

 

[Gs172003]

I honestly like everything my phone does.... except phone calls. Ironic huh?

 

[Neverthesame]

I have a love hate relationship with my phone.
I love having information, books, music, date & time, schedule and whatever else right there in my pocket.

I absolutely however Hate!! Automatic updates, being awoken at all hours to say "no I don't want your cable tv package". I hate how it lights up to tell me to conserve battery power. I hate making a thousand typos an hour. I really f*cking hate the fact it drops the volume to half twice a week, just to force me to acknowledge a heath & safety message! With no way to disable it.
I f*cking get it Samsung!! Loud noises are bad!! f*ck OFF!!

How I would like to destroy it?
Simple.
Seeing as I am in Canada, and by total coincidence have been reading about nuclear disasters. I would think it fitting to chuck it into a Canadian Duterium Uranium reactor.
Shouting, "Haha!!! CANDU hear me now?!!"

 

[Gs172003]

There is an app called "should I answer?" It's freaking great.

 

[Still Standing]

~G~R~O~A~N~ :mad: I so dislike the phone. But, maybe I am too braindead to want to put the energy into destroying it. I just simply ignore it, pure and simple. It can buzz it's head off and I don't care. I am not tied to the phone like most folks. I have the control over it and it does not have it over me. And the ultimate power over it is turning it off. The stupid phone does make a great paperweight, though. Who would want to ruin that!? ;)

 

[Daydreamer]

I would love to throw my to the ocean, just stand on the beach and throw it as far as I can.
Same as @Zoogal I enjoy all features except for calls.

 

[EveHarrington]

So many times I’ve been tempted to throw it. So I have to set it down. I love my phone because it’s my text connection and internet connection.

Ringer is off. Alerts are off. Vibe is off. I only answer if I SEE the call pop up.