First world problems

[desiderata310]

Here’s a first world problem: sharing my space with a 23 y/o who hasn’t been able to find a place to live or a job. Literally, I live in a tiny studio and we can’t get away from one another. We sleep 6ft apart and he’s mainly in the ‘kitchen’ on an air mattress.

 

[blackemerald1]

Here’s a first world problem: sharing my space with a 23 y/o w

^omg that's brutal! ugh.. really I think that's an emergency! Can you drug him & sit him in the corner for a few days or would you trip over his legs??

 

[desiderata310]

He would be a major trip hazard. There’s been a couple of times I nearly fell on him in the night trying to get to the bathroom and he has to get up in order for me to get into the fridge

 

[Ronin]

Desi, I'd be all for a revolt consisting of switching spots.

If occupying the better spots (friiidge... the only time the fridge ain't better is when it's empty. Or okay. Falling on you.) ain't a win I dunno what is :hilarious:

Or, upholding status quo, sounds he's in an excellent place to be tasked with passing drinkables. :sneaky:

While being all doormat to flop to on your nightly journeys.

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.... and that's my 1st world problem today. Nobody passes me smoothies for me. :cry: :hilarious:

 

[Teasel]

Deleting things. Emails and TV shows in particular.

 

[The Albatross]

First world problem... mom needs a pedicure and they're shut down. (File it under "Ew I don't want to but have to do it anyways")

 

[Ronin]

Burger. And other meals. But mostly lacking the burger.

But I'll live, given that guy in an Adele parody even has a shiny tune I can whisper sing to :woot:

 

[Teasel]

Lol @Ronin :D

 

[Truthful_Whispers]

Here's my first through seven hundredth world problem: It's difficult to leave my home without being worried some idiot out there will trigger me. Even online interactions with humans can be toxic for me. That's why I mostly stay to myself and my pets. Just wrench on old cars, trying to forget the world and my past..

 

[siniang]

Your first world problem of the day: I really want to take a comforting hot bath, self-care and stuff, but I'm out of essential oils and epsom salts.

 

[osiris]

The ginger beer that was brewing in the kitchen just exploded.
Almost scared me and the cat to death and now there’s f*cking huge mess to clean up. Argh!

 

[Ronin]

My (very light) phone is too heavy. :bag:

And doesn't have Read user's thoughts & commence appropriate action feature attached. :shifty: