Yo Momma Joke List

[Deleted member 5760]

Yo daddy's so 'small' he carries a mirror that makes 'objects appear larger than they are'

 

[Death]

I think Anthony knows a lot about small dick jokes! Mwaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha!!

 

[Death]

Anthony walks into the local brothel and says "give me the most expensive woman you've got"!

He's shown to a room where a beautiful woman is waiting. She says "drop 'em honey and climb on".

Anthony drops 'em and she yells "who are you going to make happy with that little thing?"

Anthony yells "ME"!!!!!!!

Mwaaaa ha ha ha!

 

[Nicolette]

Yo Momma....Anthony walks into the brothel and Anthony doesn't come home!

 

[anthony]

Anthony drops 'em and she yells "who are you going to make happy with that little thing?"

Not what yo momma said last night!

Wa ha ha ha ha ha!

 

[Death]

Superjen walks into the most exclusive top-of-the-line brothel on the face of the earth and asks for the absolute best they've got. The most mindblowing, 'oh my godddddddd', all over 'can't pay enough for it' woman in their listings.

'So you finally showed up' they say.

Muhahahahaha

 

[ISupportHer]

I think Anthony knows a lot about small dick jokes! Mwaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha!!

Damn, now I need to get a new laptop because I just spit my coffee out all over this one.

It just occured to me that we CAN escape Death if death gets herself banned. ROFL

 

[amethist]

Hey who said death was a HER, why not a HIM.

 

[Death]

Children please.

HIM, HER what does it matter. I am Death and that is all you need to know.

I will have the final word what ever you say.

 

[amethist]

Oh he got me again.

Where is he hiding, or should I say lurking.

 

[nie]

OK, an engineering one: Yo mamma is so fat that her friction is infinite!

 

[Jawn]

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!