For 49 years, my bowels were a subject of little interest. I went about 10 times a week, and apart from noticing the colour change after eating beetroot, I paid very little attention to the whole issue.
Then, along came anti-depressants.
I've been lucky to poo three times week, and that became a major exercise involving a newspaper to keep me entertained for half an hour, something to lean forward against while I strained, very soft loo roll to mop up the blood, cream for the anal fissures, and a rest afterwards to get my breath and strength back. It's a long time since I gave birth, but the similarities were inescapable.
Meal selections revolved around the fibre content of each dish, and the local greengrocer was thinking of opening a branch specially for me. I'd tested every sort of stool bulker available on the NHS and setled on the best, and could write an essay on which over-the-counter laxitives had any impact (Tesco own brand, the little yellow pills, are best for results and value, but you can only use them a maximum of twice a week before they lose effect.)
A few days ago I crashed off Venlafaxine (Effexor). Now I know you should spend months tailing off, but another side effect had me so frantic that I've gone cold turkey.
In the last three days I've poo'd six times, and in the last two days there's been no blood. I've lost three and a half pounds.
It feels great.
Then, along came anti-depressants.
I've been lucky to poo three times week, and that became a major exercise involving a newspaper to keep me entertained for half an hour, something to lean forward against while I strained, very soft loo roll to mop up the blood, cream for the anal fissures, and a rest afterwards to get my breath and strength back. It's a long time since I gave birth, but the similarities were inescapable.
Meal selections revolved around the fibre content of each dish, and the local greengrocer was thinking of opening a branch specially for me. I'd tested every sort of stool bulker available on the NHS and setled on the best, and could write an essay on which over-the-counter laxitives had any impact (Tesco own brand, the little yellow pills, are best for results and value, but you can only use them a maximum of twice a week before they lose effect.)
A few days ago I crashed off Venlafaxine (Effexor). Now I know you should spend months tailing off, but another side effect had me so frantic that I've gone cold turkey.
In the last three days I've poo'd six times, and in the last two days there's been no blood. I've lost three and a half pounds.
It feels great.