Rude Names For Racehorses

[KP the nut]

I was watching a TV programme and this item had me almost wetting myself (okay, I'm that age anyway) with laughter.

The show was talking about race horse names which had been blocked. I'm sure there are a lot so please feel free to add.

Say this with an Irish accent - Oil beef Hooked
This one in a posh English accent - Fur Calf
Hoof Hearted
Ben Timover
Norfolk 'n' Chance
Sofacanfast

Now imagine you are a TV presenter commenting on a race :hilarious:

 

[lightfoot]

lol, POLISH IT at 10-1 at aintree

 

[Whitneys story]

Oh this is good KP, now I have to think! Give me some time to clear the cobwebs. :hug: Whitney

 

[HëllaBubz]

My Face....... a trainer called a horse this and then pissed himself laughing when the owner started screaming from the stands....."Come on...." You get the idea!

 

[CraftyCath]

Very funny thread!

Here's some more:

Imagonnacatchyou
Sax In The City
Knicker For Kisses
Iknowuthinkimsexy
Rosieontop
Miss Hot To Trot
Juicy Lucy

Funny Jockey names:
Hugh Jarse
Chris P Bacon
Dai O'Rhea
Rod N Line
Pat McCock
Willie Stroker
Phil McCavity.
Ben Dover

 

[KP the nut]

This isn't really funny but both my Hubby and I both laughed at a BBC reporter tonight.

The jockey who won the Grand National yesterday was in another race today. He had a really bad fall and had to be airlifted to hospital - okay, not funny.

The reporter then said that ' he was in a STABLE condition' :roflmao::hilarious:

 

[Fart Smella]

I've owned and had shares in a few racehorses ...

Tartoor - spell it backwards.
Smokin'rass

There's two a couple racing in Perth (Western Australia) atm - not mine.

Mickey Drippin
Frilly Knickers

 

[Froggie]

I was really not expecting all this with this thread, some of those jockey's names can't be real ... hein, it's just a joke, for god sake imagine having a name like Pat McCock for real .... :eek:

 

[Whitneys story]

Sofa Can Fast :sneaky:

 

[Whitneys story]

he was in a STABLE condition' :roflmao::hilarious:

:facepalm: Not! Love it KP :hug: Whitney

 

[CraftyCath]

TV reporters are so funny at times! They often slip up but don't know they've done it LOL!

 

[HëllaBubz]

Is very funny when they DO realise though!