Humor

[2quilt]

Lower life forms like cats and husbands will only perform tasks like coming to you when you call them or moving the clothes from the washer to the dryer, then actually turning the dryer-on-
if there is a food-type reward.

 

[lrs]

There's gonna have to be more than food involved :crazy:

 

[moog]

Clothes go in a dryer....

 

[Deleted member 541]

I don't own either species.....My undies always get cleaned and dried!!!!! LOL!!!!!

 

[Marlene]

I own one of each species and honestly...it's just easier to move the laundry myself and save myself the time, hassle and frustration of trying to get either to listen or do as requested.

Something along the lines of teaching a pig to sing...waste of time and annoying to all parties.

Lisa

 

[2quilt]

Now my cat is mad at me for comparing her to my husband (the lower life form.)

 

[Moonshadow]

At least cats show appreciation for your work and the rewards you give them.
Husbands just expect it from you, and get cranky if you don't do it to their expectations.

Dogs, on the other hand, love you just for being you. And they never walk away with that attitude that says, "Look at the butt."

 

[Grama-Herc]

I decided quite some time ago that I needed to change my way of thinking about the 2 afore mentioned species.

After much deliberation I decided that if I got the urge for a man in my life, I would simply 'GET ANOTHER CAT'

 

[FightingLily]

At least cats show appreciation for your work and the rewards you give them.
Husbands just expect it from you, and get cranky if you don't do it to their expectations.

Well said, husbands ARE babies, with all the pouting and stomping they do when they don't get their way. Toddler-like even.

 

[lrs]

I'm not seeing much humor in this thread, maybe I missed it. :think:

 

[Cecilia]

I think it would be easier to train my cat to do laundry than to get a male species to do it correctly.

DH did laundry once and bleached my black jeans. I was stupid and fired him. I should have made him do it over and over and over until he got it right or got broke from me buying new clothes. lol!

 

[Riggs413]

Thought I would comment.....though I don't want the women on here to smack the crap out of me verbally for my opinion.

I have no problem with what has been said on this thread, (I find it funny as I do my laundry all by myself at times and I do the majority of the cooking in my relationship as my OH appreciates my talents in the kitchen, bless her heart) but some might find the comments in this thread sexist.

What is interesting in my opinion is that on another thread where a male member of the forum made sexist comments about women, he was viscerated by some for making what he thought was humourous comments.

Hope we don't have double standards here and that either sex can "take the joke" or not view that particular thread.