1. Reading threads backwards is very confusing
2. How do I avoid telling my friend when she is basically a new friend especially, that I can't eat at her little restaurant because every time I do a case of the trots descends upon me
3. Now I'm on the train that arrived late and it just stopped while I hear over the PA system "ladies and gentlemen blah blah you're f*cked if you're already running late"
4. My dog is my best friend for many reasons but one of the best ones is he will never need therapy because of my shit
5. Love/ hate taking my lunch to work decision made of what I will eat, saves money, healthier, I know what's in it. Hate I have to remember to: take it with me and if I do, remember I brought it before buying and remembering to bring it home with everything clean, this process has to go on five days a week.