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Advice for an old guy....


I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet
young thing walking in...


Babe.webp



I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
 
You know you're having a senior moment when............................

Woke up this morning and there's been a change in the weather, it was lovely, cool about 60. Got up went downstairs for some breakfast. Since it was a bit cool in the house I decided to push the temp up a bit, just to take the chill out. Turned up the thermostat and hmmm.............. nothing. That was odd, since I'd just had the burner serviced a few weeks ago. Tried the normal reset procedure, damn it! nothing. A lot of cursing in the cellar went on for a bit. I finally called the oil company to get someone out to look at the problem. Checked and rechecked everything that I was supposed to.....Nothing.

Had some coffee and waited for the service guy. Came promptly at about 8:00. We chatted for a bit and I told him what the problem was. He looked at the burner and checked everything. I told him I went through the reset procedure but nothing happened. So we went upstairs to check the thermostats. He looked at the one on the first floor and it was pushed up to 70, higher than the temp in the house. He said, ' can you get the cover off so I can get a look?'. Sure, I fiddled with it and got the cover off. And then we discovered the problem. The thermostat was set to OFF not to HEAT.He said, the first thing is 'Check the thermostat'.

I said, 'thought I checked everything'. He's a guy my age so he said, ' don't worry we all have, Senior Moments'. I thought NO, that can't be right, ME??????? Then we both laughed and I said well this will be the easiest job you have today. We talked for a while and kinda compared notes about 'moments'.

It just made me laugh. A mind is a terrible thing to loose. :ROFLMAO:

Well at least I still know what I'm laughing about. :D
 
JarHed - pretty much you gotta make sure the ON/OFF switch is NOT in the OFF position...First thing I always used to tell me guys about equipment issues - check the power switch, the power cord, the fuses, and the associated cables before you DO ANYTHING ELSE....it is always something simple! (y)
 
Yeah, I've always been good at checking and troubleshooting. Hey, I hadn't even finished my first cup of coffee. :rolleyes:
 
Trying to get that thought across to my young lads, start basic, start simple. 9/10 you'll find the answer there, for that 1/10, deny all knowledge lol
 
Jerry goes out and gets a tattoo of a £50 (or dollar for the cousins over the pond) on his c*ck. He comes home and shows his wife. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?" she yells in disgust.
"Well there are three reasons, firstly I like to play with money, 2nd, I like to see my money grow, thirdly you like going out and wasting all my money, now you can stay in and blow £50 whenever you want!!"
 
Rearrange these words: 1. PNEIS 2. HTIELR 3. NGGIRE 4. BUTTSXE

Did you read: 1. SNIPE 2. LITHER 3. GINGER 4. SUBTEXT.
Naughty naughty, I bet you didn't.....lol
 
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