Alright We Need More Jokes

[tho9900]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!

 

[reddevil1111]

Opus rocks And Bill the cat was my hero.

 

[Jimmy1]

 

[tho9900]

I have a friend whose cat must at least be a first cousin to Bill the Cat lol mangy furball....

 

[Zipperhead]

You shouldn't talk about Ned like that!

 

[reddevil1111]

Ned will manage. His pus is a bit mangy but still loved

 

[Barberian]

A twist on President Herbert Hoover's 1928 election campain promise. "a chickin in every pot and a car in every garage"

 

[tho9900]

lol I needed a laugh like that like you don't know... it's been a rough day and that just made it easier...

 

[SpentRound]

 

[reddevil1111]

OMG!!! lol Hit that nail!

 

[Sludge]

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For the Surface Navy please replace statements with:

Wondering why CIWS techs are waving at you from the life boat.

A corpsman saying "Drink this and I'll get ya a saline drip before quarters tomorrow morning."

Explaining to an Army captain they aren't real captains.

Arguing a 1.5 mile timed run is a stupid requirement for shipboard sailors.

Attempting to explain to submariners that hotracking is in no way, shape, or form an acceptable way for healthy people to sleep.

Claiming to be a SEAL when you weren't.

 

[Sludge]