Bum Wiping & Wet One's Aka Moist Towelette's

[Reclusive]

Hahahhahahha... this thread wins. Okay, I'm definitely going to have to try them. I'll probably pick them up tomorrow since I have to get a prescription for my cat. They're gonna look at me like I'm crazy. 2 boxes of kitty litter, 1 8pack of gatorade, and bum wipes. In the US, they're actually marketed towards adults now. I'm looking forward to/absolutely horrified of finding out how dirty my butthole really is while at the same time, thinking I should accept that it is, indeed, a butthole and perhaps it's only natural for it not to be perfectly clean and that expecting it to be is just more commercialized germophobia.

 

[amethist]

I have to admit, they are brilliant for camping trips, especially motorbike rallies. :tup:

But not so good on cold damp mornings. . They can make you jump at times. :roflmao:

 

[Jestadud]

In the absence of a wet wipe is it acceptable to use a dampened face cloth (flannel)? :unsure:

Obviously I mean someone else's not your own. :sick:

 

[ISupportHer]

I am scarred for life.

:roflmao:

 

[Jawn]

A pretty sad day when the only thing Anthony has to talk about is how clean his bum is! :roflmao:

I do admit that this thread cracked me up! :D

 

[Zemi]

You need to mail some to Anthony as I don't think ours are 'officially flushable'. :eek:

Wet ones may not be; but the Sorbent toilet wipes we have here are :roflmao:

 

[anthony]

You know, there are some cultures that think people who use toilet paper are disgusting. One of my best friends grew up in Cuba...most of the people in her family think that anyone who doesn't use a bidet is just dirty and disgusting.

Yer... some Asian cultures don't use it either, they use their hand and water in a side basin as you squat over a hole in the ground. One hand for washing your bum, the other for eating. They tend to look less than favourable upon Westerners when they see us using both hands to pick at food from the plate, as we wash both vigorously obviously.

 

[AngelaMarie]

Will Smith & baby wipes??!!! I can totally see it!
Raise you hand if you use them also. I am now raising my hand!!!!:roflmao:

 

[Jestadud]

In today's Sun Newspaper!

Over 300 drains and sewers are being blocked each day in this country (UK) by wet wipes and face wipes.
The Water Companies are angry that the manufacturers make misleading claims about the disposal of these items.

Try a simple check, get a bucket (or bowl) of water put in some toilet paper and a wet wipe then see how much longer the wet wipe takes to break down.
If you have a macerator type toilet you really need to avoid these product's before you literally drop yourself in the s***.

 

[AngelaMarie]

Jestadud,
Yeah, I am sure that my one baby wipe per day is destroying a sewer.:confused:

 

[anthony]

Found some of it on this: [DLMURL]http://www.kca.com.au/news/news90.html[/DLMURL]
[DLMURL]http://www.kca.com.au/media/video/news/SKIMBERLY-S00041582145-32.mp3[/DLMURL]

Found the original quote, "Just do this test. Next time you use the bathroom, take dry toilet paper and wipe and wipe and wipe. Do it, say, 30 times and then take a Wet Ones cloth, and wipe, and you'll immediately know what a filthy arse you've had all your life."

I knew this was a repeat of some of the best bits the other night when I heard it... but it looks like this was said in 04.

I can't find a podcast of it from then... it seems 2day FM don't have archives, damn it.

 

[Nicolette]

Someone has too much time on his hands.....