Does The Beast Have A Name?

[Fargo1]

I have noticed that 90% of most things in life involve shoveling shit from one species or another.

 

[Zipperhead]

Women are a species?

 

[Fargo1]

Unfortunately the Woman/Man split is not so easy as that....

By definition the term species applies only to organisms that reproduce sexually (demanding that there be both a male and female)...

 

[Jimmy1]

Women are their own breed entirely mate. There are lots of species with them.

You have the blood sucking ice maiden bitches. Their hearts are so cold they could live anywhere, like roaches.

I know one in particular I want to run over and then back up, but I am worried she would survive that.

One of my ex wives she was. The last time I saw and spoke to her was my daughters wedding, and I am hoping that was the last.

 

[Zipperhead]

Still shoveling her shit then, Jimmy?

 

[reddevil1111]

If cows were raised on hills the shit could roll down hill. (wagon could live at the base if he likes it so much) I could live upwind of all of this and eat the cheese. Jimmy could have his ex run a spade and we could all be happy. MNNNN cheese....

 

[BV101]

You see this is what happens when you all go off and have thinking time without me. Its all f*cked here now. Cows? Sheep? Mythology.

You want to know about the beast? I will tell you. Its name is Dave Tomlinson. Supports Mansfield Town (so he is a c*nt right from the off). A bit tall, almost gangly. Wears a mansfield scarf, tied up like his mother did it. Used to teach geography to 4th years but an unsubstantiated claim of ahem... advances was made by some girls, so now he is a freelance driving instructor. Oh there have been incidents. One or two. Whispers around the village. But there he is. Blackish hair going a bit grey (late 40's you see). A bit stuck up by a short cut... almost a flat top is it dave? Glasses, thick black rims. trousers not quite long enough... Thats the beast. And I will f*cking have you Tomlinson. FACT.

 

[Jimmy1]

Nope, you have it wrong.

The Beast is my first ex wife. She is a blood sucking bitch. Six heads and sucks the life out of you. Her heart is made of ice. The only way to rid her from this world is to put a 50 cal round through her head or run over her with an 18 wheeler.

The only positive side is that she is the mother to my beautiful daughter. Thank f*ck she does not have any resemblance.

 

[reddevil1111]

cheese........mmnnnnn

 

[Che Guebuddha]

Yes. The Demon's name is Mara and his children. And all humans suffer from it more or less.
http://www.accesstoinsight.org/lib/thai/lee/demons.html

:)

 

[Wagon]

Dan you bastard.

Jarlsberg.......good shit.

 

[Sarg]

Jesus! Sorry I said anything! HA!

Sarg