Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball

[ISupportHer]

Well I hope you know it is in poor taste to ask a womans age. Even if the Orb can guess.:)

The Therapy ball has a multi-sided thingy inside the globe with 20 possible answers, or sides. Sometimes when I turn it over, it only shows an edge, no response visible. I'm sure THAT is what would happen if I inquired as to a woman's age! :rolleyes: Again, as I have implied, I feel the Almighty Orb is male and contrary to popular opinion, as such, knows when to be vague.

It would be the same if you asked it "Does this dress make me look fat?" :sneaky:

 

[Whitneys story]

Aha! Vague. I agree he is definitely male! I'm sorry he is on edge sometimes.:)

 

[ms spock]

Will the parrots be okay?

 

[ISupportHer]

Will the parrots be okay?

Therapy Ball response: "Squack, Let's go with that! Squack!"

OK, OK, .....I added the Squacks. The Therapy Ball does not speak foreign languages.

 

[Red Feather]

:hilarious: LOL!!!

This reminds me of that tv series about the 3 minute therapist... Has anyone seen it already?

Okay... Please ask the orb when I will finally find the perfect therapist ??? It's been already a year...

 

[ms spock]

Therapy Ball response: "Squack, Let's go with that! Squack!"

OK, OK, .....I added the Squacks. The Therapy Ball does not speak foreign languages.

LOL!

Thanks for that ISupportHer!

 

[ISupportHer]

Please ask the orb when I will finally find the perfect therapist ??? It's been already a year...

Therapy Ball response: "Let's move on"

I guess you could take that a couple of ways. Lets go with the cup half full as oppsed to half emty. Moving on is moving forward, and therefore if you keep trying, you WILL!

Or you could buy your own damned Therapy Ball, LOL

:roflmao:

 

[Whitneys story]

How much snow will we have?

 

[ISupportHer]

How much snow will we have?

Therapy Ball response: "Hmmmmmmm"

This is probably no surprise. Even the weather forcasters can't get it right or predict with any certainty. The most accurate weather method is the "ISH Accu-weather Forcast" method. Get up early and look out the door. If the pavement is wet, the forcast is rain. If the chairs got blown over, the forcast calls for a windy day. The house next door is gone, then there are tornados on the area.

:roflmao: Besides, when did I say I had a CRYSTAL ball??????? Geeez :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[KP the nut]

I think I'd take that as a no, but I only deliver the messages, LOL.

In your face, oh wise ball. I baked it yesterday :angelic:

 

[ISupportHer]

:) LOL, Who believes their therapist anyway?

 

[HëllaBubz]

OMFG this is one of the few times that a thread has had me laughing out loud the whole way through.

This therapy ball is every Agoraphobia therapist's nightmare, you could entertain yourself for hours!

Oh great and wise ballie ball, will TED cause Anthony to be thrown overboard mid-cruise??