Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball

[ISupportHer]

Oh mighty wise orb~where did I hide it.

Therapy Ball response: "hmmmmmm"

I'd say it's where you left it! :confused:

 

[ISupportHer]

What would you recommend? If I get any more positive I will scare people!

Therapy Ball response: "You're making progress"

Better to scare than be scared!

 

[Changing4Best]

Oh, wonderful Therapy Ball, why have I been so depressed on and off all winter (but more on than off)?

 

[Whitneys story]

Better to scare

This is so true! I will save it for the neighbors. My scary side that is. :devilish:

 

[ISupportHer]

Oh, wonderful Therapy Ball, why have I been so depressed on and off all winter (but more on than off)?

Therapy Ball response: "Go to your happy place"

Hmmm, not that easy, is it! Well, sometimes THIS can be your happy place when you need it to be!

ISH

 

[Changing4Best]

Yes, I realized this is one of the only places where I am appreciated, "liked" and feel happy, it's true! Thank you, Therapy Ball. (And ISH).[DOUBLEPOST=1362052986][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh Therapy Ball, why does my family neglect me so?

 

[Whitneys story]

@Sheila, Possibly it is time to review your therapist? Or how you perceive the expectations of therapy.

I believe therapy should be an awareness for the journey. The only one who can fix us comes from within. If we are not getting the message from a therapist, not gaining; could it be time for change.

Therapy is maintenance for our minds! It takes however long it takes. JMHO, Whitney

 

[ISupportHer]

Oh Therapy Ball, why does my family neglect me so?

Did someone say something?

(sound of leaves rustling, frogs jumping into an isolated pond. Ribbit, ribbit)

Absolute quiet

KIDDING!
Therapy Ball response: "Because they're Butt-holes!"

Wait a minute, that doesn't sound right. I forgot to put my glasses on!

REAL Therapy Ball response: "Let's go with that" Hmmm, maybe I was right the first time! Ya think?

:devilish:

 

[Changing4Best]

(sound of leaves rustling, frogs jumping into an isolated pond. Ribbit, ribbit)Therapy Ball response: "Because they're Butt-holes!"...REAL Therapy Ball response: "Let's go with that"

Actually, Therapy Ball, I think you are right. You see, my family are such buttheads that it is best for me to let them neglect me and ignore me and stay OUT OF MY LIFE!!! And now that I think of it, it really does not matter WHY!!!

So, Therapy Ball, How do I tell these two fellows I sometimes eat dinner with that they should not argue during dinner? I want to tell them they sound like a husband and wife, for cryin' out loud, but... well, er....

 

[Whitneys story]

Oh wise and mighty Therapy ball, where are you? It's March, It's snowing. On second thought where am I?

 

[Changing4Best]

Oh wise and witty Therapy Ball, what advice can you give me on my newest friendship (with Glen)?

 

[HëllaBubz]

How do I tell these two fellows I sometimes eat dinner with that they should not argue during dinner? I want to tell them they sound like a husband and wife, for cryin' out loud, but... well, er....

Bahahahahahaha Oh Sheila, that is absolutely priceless!