English In Its Many Many Forms.

[Wagon]

Hilarious....."TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG"

 

[Wagon]

PTSD in Japanese. I want this T shirt.

And how I feel about Job applications

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[Raven]

Uhh... Yes please?

Yes please, again!

 

[Sludge]

Uhh... Yes please?

Yes please, again!

Pretty sure I took a few of these taxis in Peru...

Anyone down there seen any red-heads?

 

[Anglesachse]

:ROFLMAO: . Raven, Girl you need a new fella :whistle:

 

[Raven]

No I don't!

I took one of those taxi rides with Mr. Raven from Waikiki to Pearl Harbor. One of his shipmates was asleep or pretending to be asleep next to us in the back seat. We so classy.

 

[Wagon]

Far too much information and a possible trigger for flashbacks.

 

[Tim Cake]

Raven -- retain the innate goofiness in your marriage as long as you can!:ROFLMAO:

 

[Sarg]

Somewhere I've got a picture of my wife, astride a Harley 45cu in trike, with a red clown nose, curley clown wig and a smoke hanging out of her mouth. (She didn't smoke). Us silly? Naw. Keeps the relationship alive!

Sarg

 

[Raven]

My husband has arthritis in his hands so he cracks his fingers all the time, sometimes by pulling on them. Once he was driving and asked me to pull his fingers. I asked, "Are you going to fart?" and he said, "No I just need you to crack them." Somehow this turned into a finger-pulling ritual whenever he has to rip ass, and we think it's the funniest thing ever.

"Clown ninja" is a pretty accurate description of him.

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[JarHed]

Raven -- retain the innate goofiness in your marriage as long as you can!:ROFLMAO:

It's the only way to have a good marriage, um, er, what??

 

[Sludge]

Goofy just doesn't work for the wife and I.

Snarky, however, is where it is at. My wife is the Queen of Sarcasm, I am the Emperor of Sarcasm (notice I give myself higher rank...). Also I enjoy tormenting her with nearly endless, horrible smooth, chain-linked puns. She gets me with "english major" jokes, which I often miss as "english major" really means "expert in bullshit ( or "bollocks" for you non-Yanks)".;)