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[tnkg1rl]

When I was little my brothers and I made GI joe burn Barbie at the stake

 

[Wagon]

My day in hyperbole and a half.

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Morning

Noon
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My teeth meanwhile have their own day
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Failure to do anything else, but thats OK

And finally evening.

 

[JennyMac]

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.c...6:00&max-results=10&start=1&by-date=false&m=0

This is hyperbole and a half adventures in depression.....part two nearly made me piss my pants from laughter esp the pics of the therapist

 

[Spock]

 

[Spock]

 

[Spock]

 

[OldDoorGunner]

Army's Delta Duck Force

 

[fwduff]

 

[BaMuoiBa]

Telemarketers are the scourge of the earth. It's tough enough for me to deal with a phone the suddenly rings with hearing aids, let alone someone who I don't know or give a rats-ass about. For those of us in the colonies we have a so-called NO -CALL policy that is supposed to remove a number from the robo callers list. What bull-shit another great Idea from the makers social-security - assholes! I've tried everything even asking for they're home phone so I could call them on the weekend at dinner.

This was a link that a guy sent me where a radio jock got revenge on some poor bastard trying to sell something. This is funny I pissed my pants - absolutely hysterical. Enjoy!

http://www.hark.com/clips/qlztssnyzk-telemarketer-calls-murder-scene

Ba

 

[Jimmy1]

Secret of Long Life

Anyone in the autumn of their years pondering their mortality should take heart from the advice given by a tough old cattleman from Jindabyne (Australia) to his grand-daughter.

The secret to a long life, he counselled, was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning. The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

 

[fwduff]

Difference between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.� We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls.� But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS�- Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hand, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS�- Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is NO difference in the outcome.�

Both are fatal.

 

[JennyMac]